One Night In Rio Chords by Louie Austen

_ _ One, _ _ _ _ one night in Rio.
_ In Rio.
_ _ Two, _ _ _ [A]
50 days in LA.
_ _ In LA.
We had a short, _ _ _ a short stop in Moscow. _ _ _ _
But there was no, no, [D] _
no time to stay.
To stay, to stay, to stay, to stay, to stay, to [A] stay, to stay.
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_ _ _ _ We'll have to meet [A] this promoter in New York.
So we met at the Hilton Hotel at the lobby.
We said we have to leave immediately to terminate.
So we hired [D] a cab.
When I saw the cab I thought, I've fainted because this little cab was just a [A] Mitsubishi, a shifted car.
I'm [D] used to ride limousines, luxury cars with all my stuff.
I've been to one [A] suitcase, two pairs of shoes, and three backup singers.
I'm used to this.
I need this.
Anyway, _ _ this driver had no idea how to get to the airport.
_ Because on the 14th street, he took a left turn instead of a right turn.
And I was really mad at him because, hey man, we have to be at the [D] airport in a few moments.
[Am] So how the hell can you do that?
Because the flight [D] leaves [A] to Berlin. _
_ _ One. _ _ _ _
One fancy cocktail.
In the sky.
_ _ Two. _ _ _
Two pieces of lemon. _ _ _ _
_ _ Three. _ _ _
Three crying babies.
Next to [Am] me.
And [D] after four drinks, [Am] it wouldn't serve me [D] no more.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Well, after [A] flying for seven hours in the comedy class, _ I was really mad.
Three crying babies.
_ And no more liquor. _
And no sleep.
So finally we arrived in Berlin.
_ It was raining, of course.
_ But [Am] nobody's picking us up.
[A] _ Where the hell are these guys?
_ _ Anyway, so let's go for the luggage.
_ _ We went down and there was no luggage.
_ Where's my luggage?
_ So I'm waiting half an hour for my luggage.
_ So I went [D] down to the counter and said, excuse me, where's my luggage?
We flew from New York to Berlin.
_ So he looked into his computer and he said, sir, _ _ [Am] it's on the way to [D] L.A.
L.A. L.A. L.A.
I had [A] one, _ one, one bedroom apartment.
One bedroom apartment.
There were two, _ _ two things on my mind.
[D] My mind.
I want to go back.
Back. _ _
Back to my luggage. _ _ _ _
I want to leave.
_ _ [Dm] Leave this place behind.
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_ _ _ _ Okay, I'm sitting in the airplane to Los Angeles to get my luggage back.
_ It's quiet and next to me there's [A] a friendly guy from [D] Morocco or somewhere.
So we talked _ and I wanted to show [A] him the pictures of my boat.
_ And guess what?
I find out that I forgot [D] my [Am] wallet in the apartment [D] in Berlin.
[A] _ _ And here I am, no cash, no credit cards, now wearing a suit for four [A]
days.
_ _ _ Suddenly, the nice guy beside me jumps up with a pistol in his hand,
runs to the cockpit and demands that the pilot has to go to Rio de Janeiro.
[D] _ [Am] _
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_ I won. _ _ _
Just one night in Rio. _ In Rio.
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Too tired to complain. _ _ _ _
_ _ Three. _ _ _
Three stamps in my passport.
_ _ [D] For you it might sound funny.
Well. _
But I was insane. _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ All right, after 26 hours, we got rescued by the Brazilian anti-terror squad.
_ Nice guys, by the way.
_ Later at the gate, I see this beautiful lady smiling at me.
I [A] go over there and talk to her.
_ And she invites me to go over to her house. _
Sounds like there's a chance to shave. _ _
In this one, _ _ _ _ one night in Rio, _ _ _
Rio.
We had two, _ _ _ a glass of champagne. _ _
Champagne.
And after three, _ _ three minutes of talking, _ _ _
we made love.
_ _ [D] _ _
Again and again.
Again, again, _ again, again, _ again. _
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_ _ _ [A] _ _ It's four o'clock in the morning and I'm getting a little rest.
You know what I'm saying?
It's a rough night.
My cell phone rings in my ancient sleep.
He's [D] telling me he's waiting on my boat at Maui Boat.
With all my luggage.
Thank [A] God.
Ready to go to Honolulu.
I get dressed, go to the airport, pick up my ticket,
because I have to go back, back to L.A. _
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