Chords for Loudon Wainright III - I Had A Dream - Live at Fur Peace Ranch

[A] I had a [D] dream, I'm not sure what it meant. _ _
[E] I dreamed Donald [Bm] Trump was our [A] president. _ _
_ There on election [D] night, right by his side.
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His flunky [A] Chris [D] Christie along [A] for the ride. _
_ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ But it gets worse.
_ [E] _ Wait, [Bm] there's more.
He made Jeff [E] Sessions Secretary of War. _ _
[A] _ _ Just like he promised, [D] he built him that [E] wall.
He blew up Cuba [A] and he [Bm] carpet bombed [A] Montreal.
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_ I had a dream, [D] I woke up in a cold sweat.
[E] _ _ Donald [D] was elected in a [A] huge upset. _
He made a bad deal with [D] Putin.
A secret pact with [E] Assad.
He told the Pope where to [D] go.
I [A] swear to God.
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It's for the Supreme [E] Court, Trump [F#m] got to [Bm] choose.
He filled the vacancy up [E] with lying Ted Cruz.
_ _ _ _ [A] _ His face was bright orange [D] and his hair was just [E] weird.
But we were made great [D] again, [A] embarrassing fear. _ _
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[D] _ [A] _ _ _ _ I had a dream, [D] here's how it went.
_ [E] _ I dreamed [D] that the Trumpster was [A] our president.
His little finger on the button, [D] he was doing his thing.
[F#m] _ [E] Our new national [A] anthem [D] was, [A] my ding-a-ling. _ _ _ _
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We [E] were bought and sold like in [F#m] Monopoly.
[Bm] He had the most hotels [E] in _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] the world.
Locked up the [D] opposition and the demonstrators too.
[E] That would [F#m] be [D] me and it might [A] be you.
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_ had a dream, I'm not [D] sure what it meant. _
_ [E] I dreamed [F#m] Donald [D] Trump was [A] our president. _
_ Wasn't even close, he won it [D] in a landslide.
[E] Our new hot first [D] lady, she [A] was beaming with pride.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] If you think that's [E] cool, don't fool yourself.
[A] _ [Bm] He made Ben [E] Carson, Secretary of [F#m] Health.
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[A] Sarah [E] Palin, Secretary of [F#m] Stealth.
[Bm] _ If you think that's [E] scary, just you wait.
[F#m] He [Bm] made Newt Gingrich, [E] the Secretary of [A] State.
[Bm] _ Rush [E] Limbaugh, the Secretary of Hate.
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_ Dreams come true [D] in this prophecy.
[A] Sometimes a nightmare [D] is a [A] reality. _ _
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