Lotion Chords by Greenskeepers

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I'm looking down the hole, you're looking up at me.
You're cold and tired, that is easy to see.
[A] Lower the rope [D] to you, a bucket on [E] the line.
Your [A] membrane will be [D] soft and smooth, and [E] your heart will [F#m] be [A] mine.
_ _ [D] [E] It robs the lotion on its skin _ [D] Or [E] else it [F#m] gets the hose [A] again
_ It [E] robs the lotion [B] on its [A] skin _ [D] Or [E] else it gets the [Bm] hose [A] again
Yes, [D] precious, it gets [E] the hose _ [D] _ Eww
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[F#] Eww
[A] The look [D] inside your eyes [E] drives me from control
[Bm] _ [A] Evoking visions [E] of my favorite [B] casserole
[A] And if I [D] eat your heart I'll [E] also bite your soul
And [A] what I'm blown with [D] that is you're just [E] gone as [B] a [A] bone
[D] _ [E] It robs the lotion [Bm] on its [A] skin _ [D] Or [E] else it [Bm] gets the hose [A] again
[D] It _ [E] robs the lotion [Bm] on its [A] skin [D] _ Or [E] else it gets the hose [A] again
[D] It gets the [E] hose _
[B] It [A] _ _ [D] _ _ [E] puts the lotion [B] in the [A] basket [D] _ [E] It puts the lotion [Bm] in the [A] basket
_ [D] _ [A] It puts the lotions [Bm] in the [A] baskets.
[D] Yes, it does.
[E] Put the [B] lotions in the [A] baskets.
_ [D] _ _ [E] Put the [D] lotions in the [A] baskets.
_ [D] _ _ [E] Put the lotions [B] in the [A] baskets.
_ _ _ [E] Put the lotions [B] in the [A] baskets.
_ [D] _ [E] And it does.
[Bm] [D] Yeah.
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[D] Yeah.
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Yeah.
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[N] The night is very cold.
I'm feeling kind of weak.
I think I'll make myself a cap from your right buttocks, G.
And then I will go walking with my little dog.
And then I'll bury you [B] underneath a [A] log.
[D] _ It [E] rubs the lotion [B] on its [A] skin.
_ [D] _ Or [E] else it gets the [Bm] hose [A] again.
_ _ [D] It [E] rubs the lotion [F#] on its [A] skin.
_ [D] _ [E] Or else it gets the [Bm] hose [A] again.
_ Yes, it does.
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[B] _ [A] _ _ [D] _ [E] It puts the lotions [B] in the [A] baskets.
[D] _ It [E] puts the lotions [Bm] in the [A] baskets.
[D] _ Oh, [E] put the lotions [Bm] in the [A] fucking baskets.
[D] Bitch, put [E] the lotions [B] in the [A] baskets. [D] Yeah.
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