Chords for Lordi - Sir Mr. Presideath Sir | HD

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You think we did this in vain, Sheldon?
The children waving flags. _ _
[Gm] _ Today's gonna [D] be the best day of [E] their lives.
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[E] _ We all know the world is full of evil.
We keep the safety [A] in mind. _ _
[G] _ For a leader [D] we are more than happy [E] to die.
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_ _ _ [A] _ _ [E] Red [Bb] Carpet!
_ _ [A] _ [E] It's who we [Bb] are!
_ _ _ _ [E] By pressure!
[Gb] From the way [B] life is treated! _
[C] Serve [D] with the bread [Em] we can serve! _
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[C] _ We [Am] all [D] love you _ [E] so! _ _ _ _ _
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[E] _ We all love you to be born and raised here.
Better than [Am] Shangri-La! _
[G] They see it's him!
Just [D] hold the line and you'll go [Em] far!
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Our leader's giving you all your [E] _
opinions.
The scene of what is [A] best. _ _
[G] He says he's held me [D] by the foot of your [Em] _ hips!
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_ _ _ _ _ [E] Red [Bb] Carpet!
_ _ [A] _ It's [E] who we [Bb] are!
_ _ [A] _ _ [E] By pressure!
[Gb] From the way [B] life is treated! _
[C] Serve [D] with the bread [Em] we can serve!
[C] Serve [D] with the bread [Em] we can serve! _
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[C] _ We [Am] all love [D] _ _
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_ _ [E] you so! _ _
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_ _ [Bb] _ _ [Ab] We've been told.
We [A] all know [Bb] what we've been [Am] told.
A leader's heart is made [C] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ [Am] of gold.
[C] Because babies when they cry they sound annoying and that's [A] why!
He just needs to stop the fight.
We must be better off like [B] that.
We don't bless you like this when we get up!
We hear the [C] praise! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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[Bb] Red Carpet!
_ [A] _ [Em] It's who we _
[Bb] are!
_ [A] _ _ [E] By pressure!
[Gb] From the way [B] life is treated! _ _
[C] Serve [D] with the bread [Em] we can serve! _
[C] Serve [D] with the bread [Em] we can serve! _
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[C] _ We [Am] all [D] love you [C] so!
Serve [D] with the bread [Em] we can serve! _ _
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[C] _ We [Am] all [D] love you!
[C] We [D] all [Am] _ _ [D] _ _
[C] _ _ _ [Am] love _ [D] _ _
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_ [A] _ _ _ [G] you!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is [A] Captain Hoover [D] speaking.
We have [Eb] reached our cruising [Ab] altitude of 35,000 feet.
[D] _ If you look [C] out the window on the left side of the aircraft,
you'll see an enormous flying object on the [Bb] direct intercept [Em] path with us.
Local air traffic controllers [Ab] identified the object as Scareforce 1.
_ [C] We would have landed in Miami in 2 hours and 35 [Eb] minutes
where the weather is 85 degrees [Ab] and the winds are out of the northwest at [C] 5 miles per hour.
[B] _ Unfortunately, [Ab]
we have [A] approximately [G] _ _ 2 [Eb] to 3 minutes left.
_ I'm going to unbuckle my seatbelt and have a Jack and [G] Coke.
And [F] I suggest you all do the same.
[Dm] What the hell?
Jack and Coke's for [C] everyone.
On [Ab] me! _ _ _ _
[G] With that said, there [Ab] are those _ [G]
whining, [E] seat-kicking, _ [Em] annoying kids,
_ _ nagging [Ab] wives and bitches,
and [C] drunken, _ _ [G] obnoxious, [Bb] snoring, _ [G] fornicating gentlemen. _
Well, _ here's your [Ab] chance, people. _
Thank _ _ [G] _ _ _ [E]
you for [Ab] flying Monster Air.
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Captain Hoover, _ [Eb] Charlene Evelyn, meeting in the [Am] lavatory.
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