Chords for Lonzo & Oscar Sing 'A Fallen Star' - And Comedy, Too

Well, there's good to be here on Country Style USA
and [G] with the cousin Luther, Tommy Warren, and also Red [A] Jackson back there.
[G] Do you know, Lonzo, that song just destroys me?
What do you mean, destroys you?
It _ _ _ _ makes me awful sad.
Yes, it does.
I reckon it's because I didn't have no sweetheart
when I was a little tot like all the rest of the fellas, you know?
No kidding. _ _
It's awful sad.
I bet it is.
But I tell you, the other day I heard a fella on the radio,
he was making a little offer, and he told me, [B] he said,
if you'll send in a half a dollar, I'll be proud to send you a little book
that tells you all about how to make love.
Oh, he's gonna learn. _ _
[Gm] And _ _ _ [G] about a week, here come a little love-making book right towards me.
Oh, you got it, huh?
I went down to the post office and picked it [B] up and unwrapped it,
and I looked on the first page, and it said,
in order to make love, you need a sweetheart.
Oh, the worst you've ever seen.
You've got to have one.
[N] _ _ _ _ _ That's what it said anyway.
Yes, [B] sir?
So I went to see Lonzo's sweetheart.
I didn't have none.
_ _ And _ _ _ I just walked into the living room, and I didn't see nobody around, no her.
And I just hollered out, I says, I'm here, hun.
She says, I'm upstairs washing.
I said, well, come on down.
She said, don't be silly, I ain't dressed.
I said, don't be silly yourself, slip on something and come down.
She slipped on a cake of salt, and there she was. _ _
[G] And _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _
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_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [N] _
_ it said to sit on the divan. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [G] Yeah, and then we looked on the next page, and it said, nudge up close to _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ [G#] _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ [B] _ _ _ _ [D#m] _ _ [C#] _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ get right.
Boy, this is a good one. _ _
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_ _ _ [C#m] _ [D] _ [C#m] _ [E] _ _
_ [A] He came _ _ [E] _
[D] with the record of a golden heart. _
[E] The fastest rising star of [A] the year.
_ [B] _ [Bm] _ _ _
[G#] [A] He bought fine clothes and a Cadillac.
And he's [D] going to tear the world apart. _
_ [E] Another came along with a bitter song.
And knocked him off of the charts.
He's a fallen star.
A fallen star.
That's what he are.
[A] _ _ _ The twinkle [E] in his eye. _ _ _ _
Turned [A] into. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [Bm] _
_ [A] _ _ _ [Bm] _ [A] _ He's a fallen [E] star.
A fallen star.
That's what he are.
[D] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _
[C#m] _ [E] _ _ _ _ That's what he [A] are.
_ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _
[A] He drank a ton [Em] of coffee.
[E] He [D] wrote songs for a [Dm] day and night. _
[Am] _ _ [E] Trying to find another one [A] to play.
_ _ [Bm] _ _ [G#] _
_ [A] But after [Em] all that's said and done.
[Bm] It just don't work that way.
[Am] _
_ [E] _ _ [G#] Old hillbillies [C#m] never die.
One just fades [B] away.
He's a fallen [E] star.
A fallen star.
That's what [A] he are.
[E] _ _ [A] The twinkle [E] in his eye.
_ _ _ Turned [A] into.
_ He _ [Em] _
had [Bm] it made.
_ _ _ [D] _ _ [Bm] _
_ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ He's a [E] fallen star.
A fallen star.
That's what he [F] are.
_ [A] _ _ [B] _ _ [E] _ _ [B] _ _ [N] _ _