Chords for Loki Sings A Song Variant 2 (New Loki Series 2 NO SPOILERS MCU Endgame Superhero Parody)

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Nom nom nom [F#m] nom nom nom.
_ [C#m] Well, [G#] the TVA looks [C#m] a little different, doesn't it?
[F#m] I [C#m] feel like we [G#] might have changed tongue.
[F#m] _ [C#m] Silverkilt Kang.
You're [G#] joking, [C#m] I guess I cannot worms look good enough [F#m] to open.
Look at the [C#m] timelines, it's pure [G#] chaos.
[G#m] Usually I thrive in this, but with my [F#m] pay I'm stupid.
Say I'm [C#m] a slave of the [G#] TVA.
[C#m] Trying to show others they are just like [F#m] me.
You weren't made to [C#m] work here, you were stripped from your [G#] timeline.
[G#m] Memories erased, brainwashed, cut in line.
Don't you dare [G#] put your [C#m] hands on me.
[F#m] I'm a master [C#m] of sleight of hand, [G#] and your hands [C#m] might bleed.
[F#m] _ [C#] Don't you dare [G#] ever try to [C#m] trick Loki.
[F#m] [C#m] Mr.
Tsar, you've been tripped off track, and now time's branching off like a tree.
They [F#m] call me Loki, [C#m] you know [G#] me.
A [C#m] master of diplomacy.
[F#] Wait, this [C#m] is my old [G#] song, [C#m] it's just a reprint.
[F#m] No, not exactly.
[C#m] And who might you [G#] be?
Well, [C#m] I'm just like you were Loki.
[F#] And this is [C#m] not the same [G#] song, [C#m] it's the very end.
[F#m] Who remains [C#m] the Big [C] Bad [C#m] Kang?
Killing [F#m] himself off [C#m] for chain reaction, just like the Big [F#] Bang.
The Lokis [C#m] make mistakes [G#] sometimes, but this [C#m] is off the [F#m] charts.
Now let's fix [C#m] all these [G#] timelines, as if we [B] stand a chance.
[F#m] Victor [C#m] Timelings, the Prime [G#] Kang.
He might be [C#m] the key to resetting this thing.
He's gonna make armies with all his [G#] variants,
and push [C#m] technological [F#m] advancements at [C#m] 1893.
Well, [G#] there's a perfect [C#m] place, we'll prune him [F#m] there.
I'm [C#m] Mobius, leave your jet skis [G#] alone.
I'm time [C#m]-flipping, and I'm scared.
[F#m] _ [C#m] Don't you dare [G#] put your [C#m] hands on me.
[F#m] I'm a master [C#m] of sleight of [G#] hand, and your hands [C#m] might bleed.
[F#m] _ [C#m] Don't you dare [G#] ever try to [C#m] trick Loki.
[F#m] Mr.
[C#m] Tsar, you've been [G#] tripped off track, and [C#m] now time's branching off like a tree.
They [F#m] call me [C#m] Loki, you know [G#] me.
[C#m] A master of [F#] diplomacy.
Wait, this [C#m] is my old [G#] song, [E] it's just a repro.
[F#m] No, not [C#m] exactly.
And who might you [G#] be?
Well, [C#m] I'm just like you were [F#m] Loki.
And this [C#m] is not the same [G#] song, [C#m] it's a variant.
Who remains the [C] Big Bad [C#m] Kang?
[F#m] Killing himself off [C#m] for chain [G#] reaction, just like the Big [F#] Bang.
[C#m] Loki'd make mistakes [G#] and lies, but this [C#m] is off the [F#m] charts.
Now let's fix [C#m] all these [G#] timelines, as if he stand a [F#m] chance.
Kang, [C#m] the [G#] Conqueror, you're quite [C#m] clever, [F#m] Clarkes.
How did you [C#m] build the [G#] TVA?
Hats off to [C#m] you, I nod.
[F#m] And uniting [C#m] all your [G#] variants?
No, [C#m] surely [F#m] not.
You'll all be [C#m] after that [D#] power.
War is what you've come to.
They [F#] call me [C#m] Loki, you know [G#] me.
A master [E] of diplomacy.
[F#] Nicknamed [C#m] the God [G#] of [C#m] Honesty.
_ [F#] They call me [C#m] Loki, I don't [G#] cheat.
[C#m] Led wars and killed, doesn't sound like [F#m] me.
Okay, [C#m] I'm the God [G#] of [C#m] Mystique.
They [F#m] call me [C#m] Loki, you know [G#] me.
[C#m] A master of [F#m] diplomacy.
Wait, [C#m] this is my old [G#] song, it's just [C#m] a repro.
[F#m] No, not exactly.
[C#m] And who might you [G#] be?
Well, I'm just [C#m] like you were, [F#m] Loki.
And this [C#m] is not the same [G#] song, [C#m] it's a variant.
Who kills?
Who remains?
The [C] Big Bad [C#m] Kang.
[F#m] Killing his head off, [C#m] but cheat reaction, just like the Big [F#] Bang.
[C#m] Loki'd make mistakes [G#] and lies, but this [C#m] is off the [F#m] charts.
Now let's fix [C#m] all these [G#] timelines, as if [B] he stand a chance. _ _ _
[F#] _ The lights [A#] go out, the [D#] dark comes in.
[B] The sound is loud, but it's a game.
Do [A#] you recall a [B] ancient name?
[G#] Ha ha ha.
[F#] _ _ _ [A#] _ The [D#] dark comes in,