Whip-Smart Chords by Liz Phair

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I'm gonna tell my son to grow [Gm]
up [Bb] pretty as the grass is [C] green and [Gm] smart as the English [Bb] chamber.
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [F] And I'm gonna tell my son to keep [Gm] his money in his mattress [C] and a watch [Gm] on any hand that he [Bb] needs.
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [F] And I'm gonna lock my son up in [Gm] the tower till I'm right my whole [C] life so he'll be [Gm] on
the back of his big [Bb] brown _ _ [C] horse.
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When they do the double _ [Gm] _ [C] _ _ [F] _
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_ _ _ [Gm] dutch [C] that's them [F] dancing.
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I'm gonna tell my son to join [Gm] the service so the deathless children are just _ another
way to [Bb] go.
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [F] And I'm gonna tell my son to [Bb] be a prophet of mistakes because [C] for [Gm] every truth there
are half a million.
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_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [F] And I'm gonna lock my son up in [Gm] the tower till he learns to let his hair down far enough
[A] to climb [Bb] a sign.
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When they do the double [Gm] _ _ [C] _ _ [F] _
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_ _ [Gm] dutch [C] that's them dancing.
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When they [F] do the double [Gm] _ _ [C] _ _ _
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_ _ dutch that's them dancing.
When they do the [Bb] double dutch [F] that's them _ _
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_ _ _ [Bb] _ [C] _ dancing.
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When they do the double [Bb] dutch that's them dancing.
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