Whip-Smart Chords by Liz Phair

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_ _ _ _ _ _ [F] I'm gonna tell my son to grow [Bb] up pretty, yes
With grasses green [C] and smart as the English [Bb] channel _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ [F] And I'm gonna tell my son to keep his money in
His [Bb] mattress and his watch [C] on any handwritten tweet
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_ _ [C] _ _ _ And I'm [F] gonna lock my son up in [Bb] a tower too
I write my whole [C] life story on the back of his big [Bb] book _
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_ _ [Bb] _ _ [C] _ _ [F] When they do the double [Bb] Dutch, [C] that's them dancing
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_ _ [Bb] _ _ [C] _ _ I'm gonna tell [Bb] my son to [F] join the circus so
The deathless cheap movies [Cm] are just _ [F] another way [Bb] to go _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ [F] And I'm gonna tell my son to be a prophet of
His state's meek and small, [C] but the truth there are half of
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_ _ [C] _ _ _ [F] And I'm gonna lock my son up in a tower too
He learns [Gm] through letters here, bound far enough [C] to find [Bb] a song
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_ _ [Bb] that's [C] them dancing
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_ _ [Bb] _ _ [C] _ _ [F] When they do the double [Bb] Dutch, [C] that's them [F] dancing
When they do the double [Bb] Dutch, [C] that's them [F] dancing
When they do the [Bb] double Dutch, [C] that's them _ [F] _ _
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_ _ [Bb] _ _ [C] _ dancing _
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