Chords for Liz Phair - California

[Bm] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ _ Okay, this guy walks into a bar.
No, I'm just fucking with Tom, [Em] kid.
[Bm] Now there's [G] this [Em] young bull and this old bull.
And they're [Bm] standing on top of [G] a hill.
[D] _ And I [A] tried [G] _ _
[B] _ [G] to tell you [D] before
_ That that's [A] why [G] _ _ [B] _
[G] I'm here.
[Bm] _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ So they're standing on top of this hill, right?
And they're looking out over a pasture full of [Em] cows.
[Bm] Whole [G] fucking pasture.
_ [Bm] And the young bull [E] turns to the [Bm] old bull and [G] he goes,
[D] I got this really good [Em] idea.
[D] _ _
And the old bull's like, yeah?
And I [A] tried [G] _ [Em] _
_ [B] [G] to tell [Bm] you [D] before
_ That that's [A] why [G] _ _ [B] _
[G] I'm _ in [D] California. _
Yeah, he's [E] like, yeah.
[D] [Em] Yeah, I got [Bm] this really good [Em] idea.
Let's run down that hill [D] and fuck one [A] of those [D] cows.
[Em] _ [D] And the old bull just looks at him.
You know, he's just looking at him.
He's like, [Em] _ [D] I got a better idea.
_ [D] And the bull's [Em] like, oh [Bm] yeah, what's your fucking [G] brilliant idea?
_ [D] And the old bull goes,
And I tried [A] _ [G] _ _
[B] _ [G] to tell [Bm] you [D] _
before
That that's [A] why [G] I [Bm] _
_ [G] left _ _ [D] _ California.
_ [Bm] And the old bull goes,
[Em] _ [Bm] _ [G] Let's walk [D] down that [Em] hill and fuck all of those [Bm] cows.
_ [G] _
_ [D] _ _ _ [Em] _ [D] _ Like_
You know, like he ain't been [Em] in town long or something.
I don't [Bm] know.
[A] _ [G] _
_ [D] _ And I [A] tried [G] _ _
[B] _ [G] to tell [Bm] you [D] before
_ That that's [A] _ [G] why _ [B] _
[G] I left California.
[Bm] _ _ [D] _ _ _