Chords for Lil Dicky - Russell Westbrook On a Farm

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_ [Am] _ Uh, ain't no doubt about it, [C] shit is coming _ _ And I'm [D] just praying that lil' dicky [Em] love
it Always told myself that this the type of shit
I [E] wanted I was being honest, even made a [Am] promise
Not with anybody else, [C] this was in the conscious Talking to my fucking [D] self, that's a little
[Em] bonkers I know, I still got a lot of shit to conquer
I hope, that ain't even my concern [Am] though You know I'll be working till I get what I
[C] deserve Whatever totems I can personally, [D] you know
I'ma earn [Em] those This ain't even bout some shit up on a [E] checklist
[Em] This about the fact that I'm about to test [Am] this
I'm about to figure out what my [C] best is I can't avoid it because [D] now your boy [Em] invested
And I ain't got a choice except to smile and [E] accept it
Pretty reckless, pretty [Am] restless Cause I've lived [C] my life expecting love
To come the second my attempt was [D] done And yeah I guess to [Em] some extent I was correct
Because I'm getting [E] buzzed, but now I'm bout to be ubiquitous _
Look it up, [Am] yeah, or that's at least [G] what I'm [C] assuming
But as alluded to, [D] reality is [Em] looming And now your dude about to make a move and
take the truth I hope to God that when he through that what
he thought about is [Am] proven But honestly I'm not afraid of this [C] delusion
I'm hot enough to where I [D] know it's not [Em] illusion But obviously I've been finding this [Em] confusing
This ain't even close to what I thought I would be [Am] doing
Don't get me wrong, I was born to be [C] big But I always figured it would be the [D] comedy
thing [Em] So I started rapping just to see what drama
it brings Where [E] big dogs from sitcoms would holler
at me And as the time passed I rhymed faster
Lines [C] crafted was high class as I [Bm] mastered my [Em] craft
And god damn who'd have thought it'd get like this
Back in 2010 music wouldn't make that list I'm [Am] talking top 5 to 10 strengths with no
[C] wings I would not lie, my pen [D] dry with no ink
[Em] Or that's at least what I thought till I clawed
And scratched a pen till I saw a line [E] draw Then I could've let bygones be bygones
But I really wanted to [D] rhyme till my line [Em] drawn
_ Like where the fuck is my [E] peak at?
Not brown but I make it pop then I beat [Am] that Not crowned yet but I don't think I [C] decreed
that Not loud but you know I'm [D] ready to tweet
[Em] that I just really hope I'm ready to be that
Now you see I'm where D's at Cause even [Am] though I'm softer than a tissue
I ain't nothing to [C] sneeze at I'm smarter where the fuck your [D] degrees at
And I ain't [Em] harder but I'm hotter homie where the fuck your [E] degrees at
I'm bout to come in and _ desaturate [Am] The sheet rap today and _ [C] evaporate
The feedback I hate I [D] elaborate _ [Em] _ At a later date
But I'm [E] getting off the point with the player hate
What the fuck was I [C] saying?
Ah yeah I'm kind of a slave to my ambition I ain't quitting till my [D] shit is appraised
And [Em] I admit it I predicted where I'd finish is crazy
But that just means that it's further away [Am] So Bird about to work until he turn in his
grave It's really burdensome when learning something's
[D] fun for the day But [Em] I'm concerned about the burning out from
upping the stakes [E] I'm always upping the stakes
I'm taking dinner [Am] meetings in New York Always up for the stakes
We exploring the discussion the [D] great They assuring [Em] me that when I'm more elite
I'll be secure and amazed _ But this isn't insecurity man
[Am] Like this the opposite of that [C]
Confidence a fact
My biggest problem is I [D] can't honestly [Em] relax Because inside of me a damn odyssey [E] enacts
And I made a promise that I can't be the body [Am] to stop
And I think I need a lobotomy Little Dicky the prophecy
Little bit of [D] anomaly Not a [Em] commodity
Not a facade or a lie to the comedy [E] Prodigies commonly brought up with Dicky
Feeling weird [Am] let me think of an analogy Just imagine [C] for a second what if Russell Westbrook
never [D] knew his own mentality [Em] Grew up on a farm where the biggest commonality
was [E] people that conformed to the ruralist localities
To [Am] Russell though it was nothing but [C] normality And he really nice upon the [Bm] plowing _ [Em] actuality
Everybody liked the kid and dug his [E] personality And so the _ mutuality was somewhat _ [Am] rationality
So then your man made a plan of _
[C] practicality Not even a plan it was [D] more of a [Em] formality
Get a little land and attend to his vitality Then raise a little fam till it all became finality
[Am] The strategy was just to stay in the [C] course And do your chores when you're happy
You ain't [Bm] need to abort [Em] never explored enough Unless you roll around on his horse
Then one day he was up on his horse That's [Am] when he went past the porch
The path he normally passes forth was fast and [D] short
Was after [Em] more went faster north Amassed a lure to [E] master more
[Em] And then discovered the court [Am] He like, yeah!
_ _ _ Let me [C] down, Tim!
_ Hopped off looking [D] puzzled at the round [Em] ramp Saw a ball up in the corner on the ground
And Russell started dribbling and giggling astounded
[Am] Then he shot a brick and then a brick and then he [C] downed it
And when he hit it Russell listened [D] to the fucking sound [Em] friction
Up in the swish make and he was [E] confounded _ _ Because he knew that he had found [Am] him
But right now it was still for the [C] fun Just a way to kill the time when the [D] farming was done
[Em] Then the walking turned to running Then the hopping turned to [E] dumping
And dunking and Russell had to keep coming Because the youngin was [Am] fucking disgusting
And loving it running it [C] all of a sudden The public started to come [D] in abundance
And fuck [Em] with him cause he was buttery Hungry, hungjory cause stories are glory
Not normally for people like him [Am] Then the word got around up to ESPN
[C] And they flying Russell down to [D] compete in the gym
[Em] Bunch of grown men looking to belittle the [E] kid
Because to those men ball was the reason to live
And the [Am] goats they been all in since they was [C] kids
So this goat on the motherfucker [D] look like a dick
And [Em] even though Russell knows that he doesn't submit
_ He just sells with a grant And then the game [Am] started
And this motherfucker take charge Make it [C] rain hard
D up on these bitches making [D] children of men [Em] Looking better than his predecessors ever could [E] get
Turn the animosity to respect And then the thunder [Am] called him
Said they heard a lot about the [C] ball And told him that they wanna get [D] involved
Told him [Em] all the shit that you can get up in the league is so [E] appalling
Oklahoma City in the autumn, hella pretty [Am] awesome
Everybody love them, [C] everybody looking like they really fucking [D] falling _
_ [Em] Condominium is so legitimate it's sprawling [E] And this motherfucker on the court straight balling
Cash [Am] all up in that ass, [C] lollin at the past like
Where the fuck would I be at up [D] on the other path [Em] right
If I never stumble upon the game and think of [E] that life
Shit, _ who taking care of [Am] my farm?
_ _ Who taking [C] care of my farm?
_ _ [D] Who taking care of [Em] my farm?
_ _ _ I really [B] love that farm
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[Am] Uh, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, [C] Kate
_ _ 500 [D] million, now that's a pound, [Em] Kate According to Jay-Z
[E] And Drake _ _ _ But greatness ain't [Am] about Kate _ _ _ _ _ _
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[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ Yeah
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