Chords for Liam Gallagher Vs Cute Kids

Go on, rosy cheeks at the back.
How do you deal with your anger management issues?
Oh, interesting.
Right, do you work for the sun?
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _
[N] _ _ _ Hi Liam! _
Hello boys and girls.
Hi Liam!
You look like trouble, don't you?
We've got to have a chat then.
Right, who wants to go first?
Go on.
Hi Liam, me and Mia.
Mia, that's nice.
What's your favourite Disney movie?
I like Finding Nemo.
What's your one?
Beauty and the Beast.
Nice.
Go on then.
[D#] If you played a good song in a concert, do you get sweet self then?
Yeah, [D] sort of.
[F#] Why don't you?
Okay, go on then.
What instrument do you play?
I don't play instruments, I just sing.
But I had a brother who played the guitar.
[N] I know his name, Naughty.
Oh yeah, yeah, he's Naughty.
And he's not much bigger than you actually.
What shoe size are you?
Um, 11 E.
Yeah, I think he's about 11 A.
Go on then.
What was the first song you ever played?
Take Me, it was called years ago.
It was rubbish.
_ Rubbish, rubbish.
Yeah, it was rubbish.
Oasis that you played.
Which one is it?
Oasis.
Yeah, that was the band.
What was the song called?
Oasis.
Alright, cool.
Is it a good song now?
Yeah.
You were in it.
No, I know, yeah, that was the band though, wasn't it?
Go on.
Mine's not called_
Yes!
_ _ Go on then.
Have you ever met Big Shaq?
Not met him?
I'd like to meet him though.
His [Gm] _
_ name's Michael.
[F#] Go on then, Trouble.
What's your favourite part?
My favourite what?
Your favourite fart.
Oh, it's got to be the loud [B] ones. _
Loud ones, loud farts.
I want people to [G] know when I farted, do you know what I mean?
Do you know [E] what I mean?
Because you're proud of it, aren't you, do you know what I mean?
When it's [C#] silent and that, sometimes they [F] take credit for it,
but you want it to just tear the house down, don't you?
Go on, Giza.
Did you work hard at school?
No.
He doesn't go to school.
No, but I did go to school when I was your age,
and all I did was look out [G] the window and do loud farts.
_ [D] It's true, it's true.
If you want to be [Am] a rock star, look out the window,
stare [N] at the clouds and do loud farts.
Are you happy now?
I know what your brothers are playing this school.
What is it called?
I've found words.
Oh, [D#] that rock, yeah.
Do you like them?
Yeah.
What do you like about them?
You don't need to do any chat, do you?
You want me to kick off, don't you?
[G] I like laughing.
Go on, then.
What's the song you most enjoy playing?
I like playing a song [N] called Live Forever,
which I think is about my mum.
It's a nice song to sing for my mother.
_ And what's your favourite part in the world?
I like Paris, because I like the Eiffel Tower.
I like it.
Yeah?
Have you been up it?
No.
No.
I've been halfway.
Very, very dangerous.
I've been halfway as well.
It was too windy, so I had to go back.
You can only get blown off the edge.
Yeah, not cool, is it?
If you fall, you'll die.
Yeah, or maybe you could fly.
You know what I mean?
No, humans can't fly.
All the people can fly.
No, they can't.
Yeah, they can.
Superman can.
Superman's not real.
Well, he's superhuman.
[Fm] Who's your favourite Premier League player,
because he's been football?
Sergio [D#] Aguero.
I was actually going to give you Sergio.
Sergio, Sergio, Aguero, I actually killed him. _
Thanks, [G#] man.
Go on, then.
I support Manchester City.
They're rubbish.
I support Manchester City.
Someone told me you were nice kids.
We're evil [N] kids.
You are evil kids.
You lost against Liverpool.
Yeah, I love it in my head.
Can we edit that bit out?
We [D#] support Manchester.
[F#] You support everyone.
This is a night, then.
[G] Nice one, guys.
I've got to go now, so thanks for asking the questions, yeah?
[D] _ _
[G] Take _ _ _ [D] _ _ [G]
care, guys.
_ _ _ _ [F#] _ _