Chords for Lesbian Cliché Song: Official Video

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_ _ _ You know this new hemp bracelet?
Yeah.
Doesn't really smell like marijuana.
That's weird.
I know.
This cat toy, it kind of does.
I know, I smell_
I'm sort of disappointed.
Right?
I know.
Well, well, well.
Talk about a living cliche.
_ Where you lesbians show off to?
Champagne brunch at the Home Depot. _ _ _
_ A parent tree slime at [A] a woman's shelter. _
I'm not a lesbian.
Palm Springs to play [E] a little golf. _
_ _ Hey, Sheila's, where's your dream cat jack?
_ Down _ the front door.
_ [N] He asked.
_ Avert your eyes, ladies.
I think they're wearing comfortable shoes. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ If this just isn't a case of a pot calling the kettle black.
_ If only Mama could see this.
They're even speaking cliches.
You want a cliche?
Well, we've got your cliches.
[Dm] _ Right here. _ _ _
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_ Checking out the facts of life.
Wishing [C] Joe would be my [Dm] wife.
Poster [C] Prince of [Dm] Georgia O'Keeffe.
Watching [G] sports and boxer briefs.
Snacking on both pink [G] granola,
Golfing [D] down organic [Dm] cola.
Majoring in women's studies.
PE [G] teachers are my [A] buddies.
Short [Am] haircuts and long earrings.
[D] These are a few [Dm] of my favorite _ things. _ _ _ _
[Bb] It's the lesbian [A] cliche [Dm] song.
[F] _
_ [Bb] Don't be [A] shy now, [Dm] sing along. _
[Bb] It's the lesbian [A] cliche song.
[F] _
_ [Bb] Don't be shy [A] now, [Dm] sing along.
[A] _ _
_ [Dm] Bushy pits and hairy legs.
Drinking soy milk out of kegs.
Eating well and cooking vegan.
[G] Downloading some Sarah [C] Antigone.
Drum circles that keep the beat.
[G] Zip-bock [C] pants we wear in [Dm] heat.
Fleecy vests with visible seams.
Denim on [A] denim, fashion queens.
Watching [E] Elwood on [G] Showtime.
Rainbow kites and wind [D] chimes.
[A] _ [Am] _ _ _ _
[Bb] It's the lesbian [A] cliche song.
[F] _
_ [Bb] Don't be [A] shy now, [Dm] sing along. _
[Bb] It's the lesbian [A] cliche song.
[F] _
_ [Bb] Don't be shy [A] now, sing along. _
_ [D] _ You want a lesbian cliche?
Oh girl, you know I do.
Alright, how about dueling recorder [Dm] solos?
It's on! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Woo!
That was pretty gay.
Let's take it to another level.
[C] How about a [D] rhyming tribute to women in sports?
Billie Jean King and Monica Celis.
_ [C] Kournikova makes me [A] jealous.
Blow Joe [C] next to Brandi [D] Chastain.
Stretch her out, she'll feel my pain.
The Bible [A] often spoke of a lamb.
Her name [C] may be Mia [D] Ham.
Mia Ham, _ Mia Ham, Mia Ham, Mia Ham, Mia _ Ham.
_ _ _ [Dm] One is butch and one is fam.
In the sack, it's up to them.
Keeping pets like cockatoos.
Sporting [A] tribal [Gm] band tattoos.
[G] Loving on some poontang
while cranking up the katy.
[Dm] Lying packing with a strap on.
Needing toys to get it [A] on.
[Em] Vaccinating doggies, [G] rabies.
Because we're [Dm] adopting Chinese babies. _ _
_ _ _ _ [Bb] It's the lesbian [A]
cliche [Dm] song.
[F] _ _ [Bb] Don't be [A] shy, now sing [Dm] along.
[Am] _ [Bb] It's the lesbian [A]
cliche [Dm] song.
_ [F] _ _ [Bb] Don't be shy, [A] now sing along.
[F] _ _
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_ [Dm] _ _ [Am] _ _ [Dm] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Thank _ _ you.
Thank you.
That's very kind of you. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ Now if you don't mind, _ _ _ _
Jodie Foster is hosting a pet adoption
over at a softball field in Burbank.
We don't want to be late. _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] U to the H to the A to the U to the L.
[N] _ _ I am great.
_ _ [D] _
Now that's Lizzie with a Z.
[Dm] _ _
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_ _ _ _ Checking out the facts of life.
Wishing Joe would be my wife.
Post a print of Georgia O'Keeffe.
Watching sports and [G] boxer briefs.
Snacking on both in granola.
Golfing [D] down organic [Dm] cola.
Majoring in women's studies.
PE teachers are my [A] buddies.
Short haircuts and long [G] earrings.
These are a [Dm] few of my favorite _ _ [Dm] things. _
_ _ [Bb] It's the [A] lesbian cliche [Dm]
song.
[F] _ _ [Bb] Don't be [A] shy, now sing along.
[Dm] _ [Bb] It's the lesbian cliche [Dm]
song.
[F] _ _ [Bb] Don't [A] be shy, now sing