Chords for Left 4 Dead 2 Jukebox: Re: Your Brains - Johnathan Coulton lyrics

[Am] Hey [F] Tom, it's Bob [C] from the office down the hall.
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[Am] It's good to [F] see you buddy, [G] how've you been? _ _
[B] Things have been okay for [Am] me, except that [C] I'm a zombie [D] now.
I really wish you'd [G] let us in. _
[F] I think I speak [C] for all of us [E] when I say I [Am] understand
[F] why you [C] folks might hesitate [E] to submit to [Am] our demand.
[F] But here's an FYI, [Fm] you're all gonna die [C] screaming
[D] All [G] we wanna [F] do is [G] eat your brains.
You're [C] not unreasonable, [G] I mean no one's gonna [F] eat your eyes.
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[C] [D] All [G] we [F] wanna do is [G] eat your brains.
We're [A] at an [Em] impasse here, maybe we should [F] compromise. _
If you [C] open [Dm] up the door, [F] [C] we'll all [F] come [G] inside and [C] eat your brains.
_ _ [Am] I [F] don't wanna nitpick [C] Tom, but is this really your plan?
[G] _ [Am] Spend your [F] whole life locked [G] inside a mall?
_ _ [Ab] Maybe that's okay for [Am] now, but someday you'll be out of [D] food and guns.
Then you'll have to [G] make the call.
_ [F] I'm not [C] surprised to see you [E] haven't thought it [Am] through enough.
[F] You never [C] had the head for [E] all that bigger [Am] picture stuff.
[F] But Tom, that's what I do, [Fm] and I plan on eating you [C] slowly.
[D] All [G] we wanna [F] do is eat your [G] brains.
We're [C] not unreasonable, [G] I mean no one's gonna [F] eat your eyes.
_ _ [C] [G] All we wanna [F] do is eat your [G] brains.
We're [A] at an impasse [Em] here, maybe we should [F] compromise.
_ If you [C] open [Dm] up the door, [F] [C] we'll all [F] come [G] inside and [Ab] eat your brains.
I'd [Eb] like to help you [A] Tom in any [Db] way I can.
I [Dbm] sure appreciate the way you're [Ab] working with me.
I'm [Eb] not a monster [Db] Tom, well [Fm] technically I am.
I [C] guess I [G] am.
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[G] [C] got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it [G] up.
[Am] I know we'll [F] get to common [G] ground somehow.
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[D] Meanwhile [F] I'll report back [A] to my [Am] colleagues [G] who were chewing [D] on the doors.
I guess we'll table [G] this for now. _
[F] I'm glad to [C] see you take [E] constructive criticism [Am] well.
[F] Thank you [C] for your time, I [E] know we're all [Am] busy as hell.
[F] And we'll put this thing to bed [Fm] when I bash your [C] head open.
All [G] we [C] wanna [F] do is eat your [G] brains.
We're [C] not unreasonable, [G] I mean no one's gonna [F] eat your eyes. _ _
[G] [C] All [G] we wanna [F] do is eat your [G] brains.
[A] We're at an impasse [Em] here, maybe we should [F] compromise. _
If you [C] open up the [Dm] door, [F] [C] we'll all come [G] inside and