Chords for Leela: Orphan Of The Stars

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_ _ _ _ Who is this one [Dbm]-eyed female [G] baby Moses? _
_ [Am] With courage in [A] her female [G] baby _ _ smile.
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Nothing's changed you [E] still.
You're just a [Gb] lonely, booby [Eb]-storming child. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] Amy, [Gm]
Fry's looking at me.
What am I [Gm] supposed to be feeling?
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_ Ah. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [Fm] Leela, Leela, _ Leela, [C] _ save him.
_ [Fm] Save Fry, save Fry, _ [Bb] Godzilla _ _ _ will devour him.
As [G] for me, I must [Bb] be off to have [G] my [B] doctor check [C] this _ _ cough. _ _ _
_ [F] Goodbye.
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_ To win [C] Leela's heart with [E] the Hall of Honour's art,
[Abm] I need hands of _ transcendental [Db] quickness. _
_ [Em] Well, I don't see any danger _ in [A] gambling with [Ab] a stranger.
[D] For my head [Eb] is of a [E] most [Eb] amazing _ [Dbm] thickness.
_ [A] Ah. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Abm] Ah.
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [Gm] I'm stupid, [A] I'm stupid, [Gm] I'm stupider [C] than you.
[Fm] I'm stupider [G] than you in every [Cm] _ _ _ way. _ _
[Dm] _ _ _ [G] Stupider?
_ [Bb] Bah.
This opera's as lousy as [A] it is brilliant.
Ah.
[Dm] _ _ Ah.
_ _ [A] _ _ _ Ah. Ah.
Ah. Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
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Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.
Ah.
Ah. _ _
_ Ah.
You can't just have your _ characters announce how they feel.
That makes me feel angry.
_ Look, what do you want?
I want [Dm]
my [D] hands back.
[Ab] Ah. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] Never.
_ _ _ A deal's a deal, even with a [G] dirty dealer.
[F] Very well, then I'll take [A] what I want [Dm] from _ [G] _ Leela. _
[Bb] _ _ _ Whoa. _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ [D]
Leela has promised me her _ hands.
_ _ [A] Fry, [Eb] you do not [D] understand.
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_ _ _ I [A] should have revealed I'd been deafened by Bender.
The [Dbm] shame, _ the _ _ shame.
[Bb] But I feared you'd [B] stop writing [D] this musical [A] _ _ splendor.
[Gbm] _ _ Deception's the curse of [Gb] my whimsical [B] gender.
_ He gave me [A] _ _
[E] mechanical _ _ [A] ears.
_ _ [B] _
Effective, [A] though just a [E] bit _ [Eb] garish.
_ [D] In return, [Gbm] without shedding [B] a tear, [Db] I agreed that [Gbm] I'd give him my [Abm] hand. _
[Ab] _ In _ [A] marriage. _ _
What?
You'll give [Ab] me your hand [Dbm] in _ marriage. _
_ _ [B] Is this [G] really happening or just [D] being staged?
[A] It can't [Fm] be real.
[E] Not if [Am] Leela isn't [F] caged.
[D] That _ isn't what I meant.
That [Abm] isn't what I signed.
[Am] You should have checked the [B] wording [Bb] in the [Am] _ _ fine _ _ print.
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ I'll give you my [Gbm] _ hand.
In [Bm] _ marriage.
_ _ _ [A] The use of words [D] expressing something [A] other than their [E] literal _ intention. _
_ Now that _ _ is _ _ irony. _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ I will [A]
marry her now and confine her [E] to hell.
How _ droll, _ [A] how _ _ droll.
[Abm] Where [Bb]
Styx is [Bm] a river [D] and not just [A] a band.
Though [Gbm] they'll play our reception [Gb] if all goes [B] as [Gb] planned.
[G] Unless Fry, you [Gb] surrender [Dm] _ _ [Ab] my _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ hands.
_ _ [C] _
_ _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] Destiny has cheated _ me by forcing me to decide [Dm] upon. _
_ The woman that [C] I _ _ idolize or the [Bm] hands of an _ _ _ [Am] automaton.
_ [G] Without these hands, [C] I can't complete [B]
the opera that was [Em] _ captivating her.
But if [C] I keep them and [G] she marries him, then he [B] probably _ won't [Em] want me dating her. _
_ _ _ Arrroo!
_ [E] _ _
Bravo! _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Dbm] I can't [A] believe the devil [Dbm] is so [G] _ _ [Bm] unforgiving.
I [E] can't believe [Gb] _ [Bm] everybody's just that _ [Em] _ wibbly.
_ [A] Oh!
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_ _ They're stood in me by [F] the state of New York.
_ [Gb] _
[Cm] No!
_ _ _ Stop! _
[Ab] Take my hands, _ [Cm] you _ evil _ _ _ _ metal [Fm] _ _ [Bbm] sword! _ _ _
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_ _ _ Please don't stop playing, Fry. _ _ _ _ _
I want to hear how it ends. _ _ _
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