Chords for Leave Me Alone (Or I'll Find Me A Woman That Will)

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_ _ _ _ _ _ Well I'm gonna go fishing at the catfish hole
Gonna go fishing, gonna leave my pole
In a pickup truck, on a shotgun [G] rack
_ _ _ Cause I'm a-going fishing just to get you off of my [D] back _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Gonna hang out tonight with some boys from the mill
Hang out tonight up on Honky Tonk Hill
Don't you bother waiting up by the [G] telephone
_ _ _ We'll be shooting the bull till the cows [D] come home _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] Hey you got me losing my grip at the end of my [D] rope
Wondering how many bubbles in a bar of soap
[G] I love you baby I can tell you that
[E] But hell you're driving me [A] crazy as a football bat
_ [Gm] You got my head a-swimming like a [D] posthum in a still
_ _ _ Honey [C] leave me alone
_ _ Or [G] I'll find me a woman [D] that will _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Gonna strangle up my bow and head for the woods
Shooting me an arrow like Robin Hood
Some unlucky buck is [G] gonna be mine
_ _ _ If some pretty little doe will puzzle up [D] his mind _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Well I love you little darling more than anything
You make a hillbilly boy feel like a king
I'd love you in heaven, I'd love [G] you in hell
_ _ _ I'd love you in a hot tub or in a padded [D] cell _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Hey you got me losing my grip at the end of my rope
[D] Wondering how many bubbles in a bar of soap
[G] I love you baby I can tell you that
But [E] hell you're driving me crazy [A] as a football bat
_ [G] You got my head a-swimming like [D] a posthum in a still
_ _ _ Honey [C] leave me alone
_ _ Or [G] I'll find me a woman [D] that will
_ _ Baby [C] leave me alone
_ _ [G] Or I'll find me a woman [D] that will
_ Baby leave me alone
_ _ [G] Or I'll find me a big old 400 pound
Puerto Rican woman with central heating there
And cable TV and government cheese
That lives close to a liquor store [D] that will _
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