Chords for Lambert Hendricks and Ross Doodling Song

[B] Smooth makin' a few calls, doodlin' with things, usin' the blue _ balls
[E] Got me and Dick Date, waitin' for [Bb] my chick, [B] puttin' her face off so she can look slick
[Ab] I enjoy procrastinating, cause I'm busy while I'm [Abm] waiting
Doodlin' [B] away, _ [Abm] doodlin' away
_ _ [B] _ Sittin' and whinin', in the beginnin', startin' to whine and usin' the linen
_ _ _ [E] Got me to my date, doodlin' [Bm] my bitch, waitin' for my coffee, told me to [B] be quick
[Ab] Told the waiter, don't be sick, [F] can't you see I'm very [Abm] busy
[B] Doodlin' away, _ _ [Gb] doodlin' away
The [B] dude just found me, said [Db] the waiter in [A] his way
The dude just found me, told the waiter [Ebm] he was right
He turned [E] doodlin' away, that's the way I'm gonna stay
I [Fm] can't take the treat [Gbm] tonight, doodlin' sheds a [Ebm] lot of light
[Ab] I don't know what, ain't nothin' you can do, but I'll still [B] play you
And [E] doodlin's all I [Gb] want to do, [G] that's for [Bm] you
Why does every single thing I see, [B] _
look just like a [Abm] doodle to me
[E] As if I ever have [Em] a doubt what [Fm] life is all [B] about
I [E] hear muffins so [Ebm] loud, and the rest is [Dbm] doodlin' and I find it's [E] real relaxing
_ _ [Gm] _ _ _
_ _ _ [Dbm] _ [B] _ Those witty times, _ [E] they only show up, goin' on [B] and with a might
Cause when you doodle then [Abm] you, you think like, like.
Every little thing you [E] do you see, _ _ [Gb] _ _
[E] _ _ [B] you do it so [E] well _ _
_ [Bb] Doodlin' takes you beyond your shoes please, when you go out for a dance
[B] Cause I really, _ _ _ do really, have, me, in, my, mind
[Ab] I think [E] that, the stars, will, light, in, [Abm] when the doodling [B] one day I find
[Ab] Surely I really, really, really, really, truly, truly, will figure out what [Bb] my students all doubt. _
[E] _ _ _ _ [B] _ Later the waiter had me arrested, took me to Bellevue where I was tested.
_ _ [E] _ Had me a [Em] doctor, broken my noodle, [B] story was half done, taught him to doodle.
[Ab] Showed him if the [Dbm] top's that linger, find that outlet through your finger.
[B] Doodling all the way, _ doodling all the way.
_ _ _ Doctor was real nice, told me to be cool, looked at the waiter, called him a real fool.
_ [Em] _ Looked at my [E] baby, told me he'd done her, [B] got me to do this so he could mug her.
When he worked his arms around [E] her, tried to be surprising on her.
[B] Doodling all the way, _ doodling all the way.
We just doodled all the way. _
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