Chords for L.A. Salami - I Wear This Because Life Is War! (Official Video)

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[F] _ _ _ _ [C] _ Welcome back.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ I was [Gm] afraid when my best friend's mother [Cm] died. _ _
_ _ _ _ I was raised an honest [Gm] man, but an honest man must learn to [Cm] lie _ _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] She's run and fell by an [Gm] honest man who honestly lived and honestly [Cm] died _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] She's run and fell by an honest [Bb] man who honestly lived and honestly [Cm] died _ _
_ _ _ My darling put a spear in [Gm] me from my blind side through [Cm] my back _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Really made a fool of [Gm] me, but the fool in me just wants her [Cm] back _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Foolish men are first to [Gm] find that fooling fools ain't fooling [Cm] facts _ _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] This world is built by foolish [Gm] men who thought life fools are the things they [Cm] like _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] This world is built by foolish [Gm] men who thought life fools are the things [Cm] they like _ _
_ _ I keep my pistol up for safety [Eb] catch and a crowbar in [Cm] my jeans _ _
_ _ _ _ Devil tells me look [Gm] alive so I keep an apple on each [Cm] sleeve _ _ _
_ _ _ I'm miles away from that shining [Gm] light, but I know that's [Bb] where I ought to [Cm] be _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] Smothers built by shining [Gm] lights, but any chance to slit is a chance [Cm] to leave _ _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] Smothers built by shining [Gm] lights, but any chance to slit is a chance [Cm] to leave _ _ _
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_ _ _ Scheme a mile a minute [Gm] darling you seem to run a mile
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_ _ I'm done with all this dodging [Gm] darling I've [Bb] done the best with what I [Cm] can _ _ _
_ _ These penniless [Gm] predicaments are just more than a man [Cm] can stand _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] Let's grow this belt from [Gm] nothing but a hard idea and heavy [C] hands
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_ [Cm] _ _ [Eb] grow this belt from nothing but [Gm] a hard [Bb] idea and heavy [Cm] hands _ _ _
_ _ _ I'm blazed by empty pockets [Gm] pally, empty [Bb] heads and empty [Cm] eyes _ _ _
_ _ _ I blew my growl in stomach [Gm] as they're hungry [Bb] for what's on my [Cm] mind _ _
_ _ _ The poorful men are [Gm] festifying, they're thinking [Bb] freedom mean you're [Cm] fine _ _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] This road is built by poorful [Gm] men who thought life fools are the things [Cm] they'd find _ _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] This road is built by poorful men [Gm] who thought life fools are the things [Cm] they'd find _ _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] This road is built by poorful [Gm] men who thought life fools are the things [Cm] they would find _
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_ _ [B] _ _ _ And that was LA salami.
Wow, those crazy kids.
_ And now some music from the guru.
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