Chords for Krampus sings some Soul

You can't do this!
I'm an American child!
I'm a treasure!
Well, you're in Bavaria now!
_ Aaaaaaaargh!
You need to be punished.
If you lay so much as one finger on me, I will p-
Who you talking to?
I'm Krampus, bitch.
I'll do whatever I please.
This is my expertise.
[Dm] Round the world it's all the same Children [N] freeze when they hear my name
[Dm] Kravis, please don't beat me so, but do I listen?
Sadly, no.
[Gm] 80% of kids end up turning [Dm] into dirtbags.
I just laughed.
[C] [D] But Steve, [A] oh Steve, you are the worst.
[Dm] Slap that [Dm] butt with a branch of birch.
Shake them chains till your ears go numb.
See, now [Am] that's what you've [Gm] become.
Show you that life is pain.
Not some silly, [Dm] stupid game.
We do it my way.
_ [Am] And they thought you haven't [Bb] learned your lesson.
[Gm] You get the [Dm] ride.
You get the ride.
Swear to God, do not touch me.
You see, Steve, you don't know anything about [Bb] pain.
Yes, I do.
Pain is having a girl named Sheila walk out on you in the middle of downtown [Dm] Baltimore.
Or some guy named Dennis, who worked as a mechanic and made twice as much money as you.
What?
These are things you know nothing [Gm] about, boy, but I'm here to show [Dm] you.
What _ is you?
You ain't experienced all I've been [Gm] through.
Sheila said the kid was mine, but it looked [Dm] just like [B] Dennis.
That [Dm] damn Dennis.
[B] _ [Am]
And because you haven't [Gm] learned your lesson, you get the [Dm] ride.
You get the ride.
_ _ See?
Everyone here is nice.
You guys seem okay, but that Krampus is a real jerk.
That's not true.
_ Krampus cares about you more than anyone.
He cares enough to punish you when you're bad.
That's because he's a monster who enjoys terrorizing kids.
No, no, no, no, you got it all wrong.
Come on, we'll show you. _ _ _
_ [Gm] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Dm] _ With a smack to the [Gm] forehead
and [Bb] a poke in the [Dm] eye
I beat a lot of triggers [Gm] in my lifetime
_ [Bb] _ _ [C] _ [F] but the truth [C] is [Bb] _ [Am] burning inside
Wish [Gm] I could rewind
Yeah!
[Am] _ _ [Bb] Ooh!
[Dm] _ When I'm breaking the [Gm] finger
[Bb] Lord, it's breaking my heart
[Dm] And every Christmas Eve
My [G] soul is always torn [Bb] apart
[C] Hey, wait a second, dude
[F] I feel as [C] bad as you
[Bb] I don't want to live like this no [Am] more
I just wish I could start [Gm] over new
Damn, I feel just like [Am] you do
[Bb] Oh, I [F] know that we've been bad
[Gm] But we don't
[Bb] _ _ [Am] _ [F] _ _ [Gm] Cause I'm
_ [Bb] And I [F] miss my baby Sheila
Sheila, [Gm] why you leave?
You left me [Bb] on my own
All I [F] want to do is say
And dirty [Gm] ass [Bb] Baltimore
And next time I see you
I'm [F] gonna keep
_ I'm [Bb] Sheila, I'm sorry, baby [F] I'm
_ _ When [E] you punished me
It hurt