Chords for Koo Koo - Everybody Poops (Dance-A-Long)
Tempo:
128.05 bpm
Chords used:
G
C
B
A
D
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C] [E]
[G] [Em]
[B] [C] [G]
[B] [C] [G]
[B] [C] [G] So what the heck were [C] you thinking?
[G] It's gotta come out, [C] there's no reason, [Eb] no power, I [G] can't believe [C] you're embarrassed.
[G] Moving is fun, just flush when you're done.
It's a [A] well [C]-known fact, [G] a simple natural act, it [C] must pass [A] through [G] your tract [A] on the daily.
[D] [G]
Everybody [C] poops, wrong.
[G] Everybody [C] poops, wrong.
[G] Everybody [C] poops, wrong.
[A] Eventually.
[D]
[G]
[B] [Em] [C] [G]
[B] [C] [G] It might suck, [C] constipation,
[G] fiber's the trick to [C] making [G] it slick or possibly [C] diarrhea.
[G] It's all leaky and wet, you're stuck [Ab] on the [D] toilet.
[G] You're waiting [A] in [G] the queue.
Your face is turning blue.
[D] You [G] must go [A] number [C] two [G]
[A] in a [D] [B] hurry.
[G]
Everybody [C] poops, wrong.
[G] Everybody [C] poops, wrong.
[G] Everybody [C] poops, wrong.
[A] Eventually.
[D]
[G]
[B] [C] [G]
[B] [G]
Girls poop and boys poop and dogs poop and cats poop too.
You know it's true.
Big turds and wet turds and small turds and round turds too.
Floating balloon.
Mom's poop and dad's [E] poop and whale's poop and you [B] poop too.
You [C] know you do.
[G] It's sloppy and icky [E] and sticky and drippy [B] too.
It's [C] not taboo.
Cuz [G] everybody [C] poops.
[G]
Everybody [A] poops.
[G] Everybody [C] poops.
[N] Eventually.
[D]
[G] Everybody [C] poops, wrong.
[G] Everybody [C] poops, wrong.
[G] Everybody [C] poops, wrong. [A] Completely!
[D]
[G] Everybody!
Oops!
Oops!
[G] [Em]
[B] [C] [G]
[B] [C] [G]
[B] [C] [G] So what the heck were [C] you thinking?
[G] It's gotta come out, [C] there's no reason, [Eb] no power, I [G] can't believe [C] you're embarrassed.
[G] Moving is fun, just flush when you're done.
It's a [A] well [C]-known fact, [G] a simple natural act, it [C] must pass [A] through [G] your tract [A] on the daily.
[D] [G]
Everybody [C] poops, wrong.
[G] Everybody [C] poops, wrong.
[G] Everybody [C] poops, wrong.
[A] Eventually.
[D]
[G]
[B] [Em] [C] [G]
[B] [C] [G] It might suck, [C] constipation,
[G] fiber's the trick to [C] making [G] it slick or possibly [C] diarrhea.
[G] It's all leaky and wet, you're stuck [Ab] on the [D] toilet.
[G] You're waiting [A] in [G] the queue.
Your face is turning blue.
[D] You [G] must go [A] number [C] two [G]
[A] in a [D] [B] hurry.
[G]
Everybody [C] poops, wrong.
[G] Everybody [C] poops, wrong.
[G] Everybody [C] poops, wrong.
[A] Eventually.
[D]
[G]
[B] [C] [G]
[B] [G]
Girls poop and boys poop and dogs poop and cats poop too.
You know it's true.
Big turds and wet turds and small turds and round turds too.
Floating balloon.
Mom's poop and dad's [E] poop and whale's poop and you [B] poop too.
You [C] know you do.
[G] It's sloppy and icky [E] and sticky and drippy [B] too.
It's [C] not taboo.
Cuz [G] everybody [C] poops.
[G]
Everybody [A] poops.
[G] Everybody [C] poops.
[N] Eventually.
[D]
[G] Everybody [C] poops, wrong.
[G] Everybody [C] poops, wrong.
[G] Everybody [C] poops, wrong. [A] Completely!
[D]
[G] Everybody!
Oops!
Oops!
Key:
G
C
B
A
D
G
C
B
[C] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] So what the heck were [C] you thinking?
[G] It's gotta come out, [C] there's no reason, [Eb] no power, I [G] can't believe _ _ [C] you're embarrassed. _
[G] Moving is fun, just flush when you're done.
It's a [A] well [C]-known fact, _ [G] a simple natural act, _ it [C] must pass [A] through [G] your tract _ [A] on the daily.
_ [D] _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ Everybody [C] poops, wrong.
[G] _ Everybody _ [C] poops, wrong.
[G] _ Everybody _ [C] poops, wrong.
[A] Eventually.
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ [Em] _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] It might suck, _ _ [C] _ constipation, _
[G] _ fiber's the trick to [C] making [G] it slick or possibly _ _ [C] diarrhea. _ _
[G] It's all leaky and wet, you're stuck [Ab] on the [D] toilet.
[G] You're waiting [A] in [G] the queue. _
Your face is turning blue.
[D] You [G] must go [A] number [C] two _ [G]
[A] in a _ _ [D] _ [B] hurry.
[G] _ _
_ Everybody _ [C] poops, wrong.
[G] _ Everybody _ [C] poops, wrong.
[G] _ Everybody _ [C] poops, wrong.
[A] Eventually.
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
Girls poop and boys poop and dogs poop and cats poop too.
You know it's true. _ _
Big turds and wet turds and small turds and round turds too.
_ Floating balloon. _ _
Mom's poop and dad's [E] poop and whale's poop and you [B] poop too.
You [C] know you do. _
[G] It's sloppy and icky [E] and sticky and drippy [B] too.
It's [C] not taboo. _
Cuz [G] _ everybody [C] poops.
_ [G] _
Everybody _ _ [A] poops. _ _
[G] _ Everybody _ [C] poops. _
[N] Eventually.
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
[G] _ Everybody _ [C] poops, wrong.
[G] _ Everybody _ [C] poops, wrong.
[G] _ Everybody _ [C] poops, wrong. [A] Completely!
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _
[G] _ Everybody!
_ Oops! _
Oops! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] So what the heck were [C] you thinking?
[G] It's gotta come out, [C] there's no reason, [Eb] no power, I [G] can't believe _ _ [C] you're embarrassed. _
[G] Moving is fun, just flush when you're done.
It's a [A] well [C]-known fact, _ [G] a simple natural act, _ it [C] must pass [A] through [G] your tract _ [A] on the daily.
_ [D] _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ Everybody [C] poops, wrong.
[G] _ Everybody _ [C] poops, wrong.
[G] _ Everybody _ [C] poops, wrong.
[A] Eventually.
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ [Em] _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] It might suck, _ _ [C] _ constipation, _
[G] _ fiber's the trick to [C] making [G] it slick or possibly _ _ [C] diarrhea. _ _
[G] It's all leaky and wet, you're stuck [Ab] on the [D] toilet.
[G] You're waiting [A] in [G] the queue. _
Your face is turning blue.
[D] You [G] must go [A] number [C] two _ [G]
[A] in a _ _ [D] _ [B] hurry.
[G] _ _
_ Everybody _ [C] poops, wrong.
[G] _ Everybody _ [C] poops, wrong.
[G] _ Everybody _ [C] poops, wrong.
[A] Eventually.
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
Girls poop and boys poop and dogs poop and cats poop too.
You know it's true. _ _
Big turds and wet turds and small turds and round turds too.
_ Floating balloon. _ _
Mom's poop and dad's [E] poop and whale's poop and you [B] poop too.
You [C] know you do. _
[G] It's sloppy and icky [E] and sticky and drippy [B] too.
It's [C] not taboo. _
Cuz [G] _ everybody [C] poops.
_ [G] _
Everybody _ _ [A] poops. _ _
[G] _ Everybody _ [C] poops. _
[N] Eventually.
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
[G] _ Everybody _ [C] poops, wrong.
[G] _ Everybody _ [C] poops, wrong.
[G] _ Everybody _ [C] poops, wrong. [A] Completely!
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _
[G] _ Everybody!
_ Oops! _
Oops! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _