Too Kool To Kalypso Chords by Klark Kent

_ _ _ _ _ [G] I [D] _
_ [Db] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [D] _
_ didn't drink [Db] and I never [G] danced I couldn't take [D] no club [A] romance
But this boozy had no [G] shame I beat a [C] torpedo
I was too cool [Gm] to do my lips so [Em] Dr.
[Dm]
Tango
[C] Too weird to watch, [G] too strange Dr.
Tango
[Bb] Too cool to do my lips [B] so Dr.
[Dm]
Tango
[C] Too cool to do my [E] lips so [F] Dr.
Tango
[Db] What she did was hard to [G] believe I beat [D] a torpedo
[A] But by morning I couldn't [G] sleep I beat [D] a torpedo
[Db] Picking her up [G] was like falling down [D] the stairs
[A] With her on top of me [D] I couldn't put on any air
I was [G] too cool to do my lips so Dr.
[F]
Tango
[C] Too weird [Bb] to watch, too strange Dr.
[Dm]
Tango
[Bb] Too cool to do my lips [G] so Dr.
[Dm]
Tango
[C] Too cool [Gm] to do my lips [G] so Dr.
[F] _
Tango
[C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
[Am] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ [D] _ _
_ At my heart she took care of full [G] name I beat [D] a torpedo
[Db] And you know that boozy had [G] no shame I beat [D] a torpedo
I was [Bb] too cool to do my lips [G] so Dr.
[Dm]
Tango
[C] Too weird [Gm] to watch, too strange [F] Dr.
Tango
[G] Too cool to do my lips [B] so Dr.
[Dm]
Tango
[C] Too cool [Dm] to do my lips [A] so Dr.
[Dm]
Tango
[C] Too cool [Bb] to do my lips [G] so Dr.
[Dm]
Tango
[C] Too weird [D] to watch, too [A] strange Dr. _
[C] Tango
Too cool [Bb] to do my lips so
[B] _ _ [D] _ _ [B] _ _ [G] _ _ _ [G] _ _