Shes As Hairy Chords by King Kurt

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_ Well, you heard the story about King Kurtz, brother.
Listen here, I'll tell you [E] another.
Here's the story about King Kurtz, [A] dad.
I'll tell you, boy, he's fuckin'
Tom [E] _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ _ Finn with bright red eyes, cigarette nooks up to his [E] thighs.
He's just lookin' mighty neat, [A] but I'll tell you, boy, he's got it.
Got [E] _ [A] _ _ _
_ [D] him at Burning Man, and it's Burning Town.
Jesus, here's a guilty [E] plea.
Jesus, here's a guilty [A] plea. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Jesus Christ, walk my head.
He's a retruckin' pig with a whiplash [E] next to Rick's wife.
He likes to [A] fight, but maybe he can't just die shy. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Dirty boots and scruffy paws, bloodshot eyes, and a bright red [E] nose.
He has his tail on a hurricane.
[A] Drugs and booze are guilty, bro. _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ [D] Got him at Burning Man, and it's Burning Town.
Jesus, here's a guilty [E] plea.
Jesus, here's a guilty [A] plea.
Jesus Christ, walk my head. _ _ _
_ Well, _ _ _ _ [Am] _
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_ _ that's about it for [E] Kurtz, old man.
He lived [F#] like a man.
Drugs and booze are guilty.
And friends they took his body just to [A] see. _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] Got him at Burning Man, and it's Burning Town.
Jesus, here's a guilty [E] plea.
Jesus, here's a guilty plea.
[D] Got him at Burning Man, [A] and it's Burning Town.
[D] Jesus, here's a guilty plea.
[E] Jesus, here's a guilty [A] plea.
Art! _ _ _ _
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