Chords for Kids Interview Bands - Puscifer (Maynard James Keenan, Carina Round)

_ _ [Bm] Fire, fire, [D] all [Gm] bridges on fire.
[G] Hi, I'm Piper and I'm from kidscentforbands [Bbm].com and I'm here with Christopher.
Can you introduce yourselves?
I'm Karina.
I'm James.
What's a good April Fool's [G] Day joke that I can play on my older sisters? _
_ _ [Bb] Um, move.
Like just kind of move to a whole new house.
[F] _ They can or she can?
No, just move [D] everybody out and just [Bb] leave them.
That is a [G] good joke.
_ No?
You don't like that one?
Do you have any animals?
I have a dog.
Swap it with a [F] cat, just [E] call it the dog's name.
Don't break character, just keep [Bb] calling it the old dog's name.
But have a cat instead.
Have you ever looked in the audience and seen something that makes you laugh?
_ _ Wow.
Yes. _ _ _ _ _ _
Can't really talk about it.
Might offend people. _ _ _
Is there any pop music that you secretly like?
Pop music that we secretly like?
Absolutely.
Well, I'm [G] pretty into some nasty old hair rock music.
Like White [Eb] Snake.
Winger?
[C] No.
Come on.
[E] Maybe a little White Snake and [C] a little Death Leopard?
[Bb] _ Pour some [E] sugar on me?
Now [D] you like it?
Come on.
I'm gonna play it in the dressing room.
You're gonna get down.
Donna Summer?
_ _ That's not a secret though, is it?
It isn't anymore.
_ What is a toy that you always wanted but your parents wouldn't let you get?
A fire engine.
Any toys.
I never had any toys.
[C] _
I wasn't allowed toys.
_ [D] If the E.F.O. landed in front of your tour bus and an alien got out and said,
Quick, give me something to take back to my planet that will show [C] them what Earth is like,
What would you give them?
A box [Bb] of golden grams and a container of rice milk.
I was [C] gonna say [Bb] your truffle salt popcorn.
I had some truffle salt popcorn.
_ _ _ And finally, can you name all the Spice Girls?
Sporty Spice?
_ Scary Spice?
Can I name the Spice Girls?
Can you name any Spice Girls?
_ Dorky Spice?
Hamburger Spice?
There's [E] Hamburger Spice.
[Fm] There's Barney Spice.
[Bbm] No?
Yeah.
Hamburger Spice, Barney Spice.
Stupid Spice?
Huh?
Stupid Spice.
Stupid Spice.
_ Slutty [Gb] Spice.
Smarties [Bb] Spice.
Smarties.
And Liquor Spice.
[Bbm] _ _
Um_
Baby Spice.
What did I say already?
Scary Spice, Baby Spice.
How many are there?
Seven?
I think that's fine.
Scary Spice, Baby Spice.
What?
I said another one.
Sporty Spice.
And then the founder, Spicy Spice.
Spicy Indian Spice.
Thai Spice.
_ Yeah.
Yeah, I can.
I can.
I just don't want to.
There's Thai_
_ There's Posh, Baby, Ginger, and Sporty.
Posh and Ginger.
It's [F] not long enough to write.
Say it again.
Marky Mark.
Posh.
Marky Mark.
[Bbm] Baby.
Is that Marky Mark?
Do you think you're going to name all of_
What's that band you're talking about?
Kiss.
Kiss.
Post Family Spice.
_ _ Okay.
Thank you.