Chords for Kick My Cheatin' Habits By Little Milton

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[C] _ [Bb] _ [Eb] _ [D] _ [Bb] Hey y [Eb]'all, [Bbm]
[Eb] I gotta change my [F] lifestyle.
It's too dangerous.
[Bb] I gotta [Eb] kick [Bb]
the cheating [Eb] habit.
[Bb] Said I gotta [Eb] kick [Bb]
the cheating [Eb] habit.
[Bb] Oh!
_ [Ab] This [Ebm] old dog has [Eb] gotten [Ab] tired [Eb] of [Bb] chasing [Eb] rabbits.
[Db] _
[Bb] Yes I have.
I'm [F] tired of jumping out of windows, [Eb] running out back doors, [F] sleeping in closets, [Eb] crawling on the floor.
[F] I'm getting too thick.
I [Eb] gotta kick [B] the [Bb] cheating [Eb] habit.
[Bb] _
[Db] [Gm] Yes I [F] have.
_ _ [Bb] [Eb] I don't [Bb] know how, [Bb] _ [Eb] _ [Bb] but I really [Bbm] gotta [Eb] do [Bb] it.
_ _ [Eb] [Bbm] I [Eb] know that all it's gonna [Ebm] take is a fine looking [Eb] woman to push [Bb] me back [Eb] into it.
[Bb] _
You see [Eb] just the other [Bb] night, [F] I was making love to a married woman [Eb] in her home.
[Dm] We were [F] in the bed, [Eb] chillin' up, getting it on.
[Dm] And all of a sudden, her husband [F] came home.
[Eb] [D] I had to leave her running with [Bb] nothing but my [Eb] drawers [Bbm] on.
[Gm] _ _ [A] Hey!
I [Bb] gotta [Eb] kick [Db]
the [Bb] cheating [Eb] habit.
[Bb] I said I gotta [Eb] kick [Bb]
the cheating [Eb] habit.
[Bb] [Ab] Oh!
[Eb] This old dog has gotten tired of chasing rabbits.
[Bb] _
Yes [Eb] I have.
[Bb] I'm [F] tired of jumping out of windows, [Eb] running out back doors, [F] sleeping in closets, [Eb] crawling on the floor.
[F] I'm getting much too thick.
I've [Eb] gotta kick [B] the [Bb] cheating [Eb] habit.
[D] _
[Bbm] _ [Gm] [F] Uh-huh.
_ [Bb] [Eb] I've had [D] _
[Bb] more [Eb] than my [Bb] share of pretty [Eb] women.
[Bb] _
_ [Eb] Hey [Bb] yeah!
[Ebm] You know all of [Eb] my [Gb] friends [Eb] tell [Ab] me [Eb] I'm lucky [Bb] to be [Eb] living.
[Bb] _
I guess [Eb] they're right.
[Bb] Just last night, [F] I was making love in my home [Eb] to an old lady friend.
_ [F] Saying to myself, [Eb] Milton, this has got to end.
[F] When old man kicked my door down, he [Eb] brought Roscoe in.
I had to bail out again.
[Bb] _
[Db] [Bb] Yes I [F] did, y'all.
Oh!
I gotta [Eb] kick [Bb]
the cheating [Eb] habit.
[Bb] _ Yes I [Eb] have.
[Bb]
You know, [Eb] I've got [Bb] to find me [Ab] some other kind [Eb] of habit.
[Ab] [Eb] This old dog is getting tired of chasing rabbits.
[Bbm] _
_ [Bb] _ _ I'm [F] tired of jumping out of windows, [Eb] running out back doors, [F] sleeping in closets, [Eb] crawling on the floor.
[F] I'm getting too thick.
I've [Eb] gotta kick the cheating habit.
[Bbm] _
Yes I [F] have, y'all.
_ _ [Bb] [Eb] I'm gonna kick it.
[Bb]
If it's the [Eb] last thing I [Bb] do, and [Eb] it might be the [Bb] last thing I do if I don't kick it, [Eb] _ [Bbm] [Bb] you know, [Eb] I think [Bb] maybe I ought to just go to church.
_ [Eb] [Bbm] That's what I'll do.
[Bb] I should be safe [Eb] in church.
[Bb] _
Mmm [Eb]-hmm.
[Bb] Ooh-wee!
[Eb] What is [Bb] this?
Hey, sister!
[Eb] _ [D] _ [Bb] You sure [Eb] look good to [Bb] me.
You say [Eb] you're married?
[Bb] _ And your [Eb] husband on the [Bb] deacon board?
Well, [Eb] listen.
[Fm] Take my [Bb] number.
Call me [Eb] sometime.
[Bb]
Did anybody ever [Eb] tell you that you [Bbm] smell like [Bb] a bed of roses?
[Eb] _ [Bb] _
Okay, Mr.
[Eb] C.
Wait a minute.
[Bb] What are you doing?
Well, [Eb] [Bb] here I go again.
[Eb] But I'm [Bbm] trying.
I'm [Bb] trying.
Yes I am, y'all. _
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