Chords for Kevin Williams - That’s What Little Kids Do

[N] They throw [D] their food, _ [G] and they fall out of bed in the middle of the night.
[Am] _ Something in their dreams will be [G] booed.
_ _ And they crawl in your [D] bed, and they take all your [G] covers, alright? _
[C#] _ You shiver till [D] you turn blue, _ _ [G] and you wake up in the morning with [B] little fingers up your [G] nose.
_ [Am] _ That's [D] what little kids [G] do. _
_ Now they'll [F#m] eat green beans if they find them in the [G] carpet.
_ _ [C] They'll eat anything that's [D] stuck to their shoes.
They [G] like [D] leaves and bugs, [C] _ second-hand bubble gum.
[Em] _ _ _
That's what little kids [G] do. _ _
[C] You're gonna need a lot [G] of band-aids and iodine,
[D] caustic, [C] phthalate, valium, rub, and calamine,
chapstick, Q-tips, [B] Vaseline, and Tylenol,
and every now and then, [D] a little petro [A#] _ -bismol.
_ You can buy them a chocolate ice cream, they'll drop it on [G] the sidewalk.
[C] _ _ _ _ Laughter
_ _ _ _ _ [A#] _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ [F] Nothing like a child's laugh.
_ _ I forgot where I was.
_ _ _ _ [G] You can buy them a chocolate ice cream, they'll drop it on the sidewalk. _
_ _ _ [C] _ Buy them another ice [A] cream, they'll drop that [D] too.
And they get real sick when they throw up in the hallway,
because that's just what little kids [G] do. _ _ _
Oh, but [C] one day they're gonna be [Bm] taller. _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ They're gonna do the things [Bm] that they could not do. _ _
[C] One day they're gonna say, [B] hey, look at my old [Em] man.
_ Wow.
[A] _ He can't even [D] _ tie his _ [A] shoes.
[F#m] _ _ _ [G] He piddles in the puddle in the middle of the driveway.
_ _ He picks his nose [A] when he comes [D] his foot.
_ And he [G] falls [D] out of bed in the middle of the [G] night,
[Am] just [D] like little [G] kids do.
_ _ Round [D] and round and [C] round [G] we go, [Am] we're just like [D] little kids.
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