Chords for Kelly Clarkson's Miracle on Broadway "HARD CANDY CHRISTMAS" with Dolly Parton talk

So she was like, she was so [Bb] cute she faxed me right now, that's adorable.
She faxed me.
[Dbm] Faxed me that way.
[B] And I'm totally, it's [Abm] ranked in my office, so don't worry about it.
But anyway, she couldn't make it because I didn't ask her in time
because honestly I didn't have the [Dbm] cuckoo nose to call Dolly Parton
[Gb] and I honestly wouldn't have the cuckoo nose [Ebm] to call like Weaver and Odozie
because she's my [Db] mother-in-law now so she has to go.
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[F] But I'm actually floored by everyone that's showing up [Eb] today.
It's actually way cooler when I am.
But anyway, this song we're going to do, this [Ebm] is my husband's favorite
so I told him I'd sing it in the show.
[Abm] This is called Hard Candy Christmas.
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Oh, maybe [Ebm] I'd dye my [Gb] hair
_ [Ab] _ _ _
[Gb] Maybe I'd move somewhere
_ [Ebm] Maybe I'd get a car
[Ab] Maybe I'd drive so far that I [Bb] was trapped
_ _ [Ebm] Maybe I'd wear a twirling bag
Maybe [Gb] I'd sleep for days _
_ _ Maybe [Gb] I'd wash some wings
[Db] Maybe [Ebm] I'd clear my junk
Maybe I'd just [Ab] get drunk on [Bb] local wine
_ [Ebm] Maybe [Eb] I'd be [Db] just fine
_ _ [Bbm] _ A [Ab] motorcycle, a hard [Db] candy Christmas
I'm barely [Fm] thinking through _ [Gb] tomorrow
But still I [Ebm] wanna
_ [Ab] _ _ [Db] _ _
A motorcycle, _ _ [Gb] _ _ _
_ [Ab] a hard candy Christmas
I'm barely [Fm] thinking through _ [Gb] tomorrow _ _
_ [Ebm] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Db] _ _ _
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_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [Ebm] _ _ [Eb] _
_ [Db] Hey, _ [Gb] maybe I'll just go
_ [Db] _ _ _ [Gb] Maybe I'll just stumble
[Ebm] Maybe I'll hit the bars
[Ab] Maybe I'll count the stars [Bb] in the dark
_ [Ebm] Maybe [Ab] I'll wake [Db] up from a dream
[Gb] Maybe I'll step down
[Db] _ _ [Ab] _ [Gb] Maybe I'll just think twice
[Ebm] Maybe I'll have some fun
Maybe I'll need some water
[Eb] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Ebm] Maybe [Ab]
I'll be
[Db] _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ _
A motorcycle, [Ab] _ a hard [Db] candy Christmas
I'm barely [Fm] thinking through _ [Gb] _ tomorrow
But still [Ebm] I [Ab] wanna
[Db] A _ _
_ [Db] _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ motorcycle, _ [Ab] a hard candy [Db] Christmas
[Ab] I'm barely thinking [Fm] through _ _ [Gb] tomorrow
But still I [Ebm] wanna
A motorcycle, _ [Db] _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] a hard candy Christmas
I'm barely thinking through tomorrow
[Gm] _
_ _ _ _ [Ab] But still I wanna
A [C] motorcycle, [Eb] a _ _ _ [Ab] _
_ hard _ [Eb] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _
candy _ _ _ _ _ _