Chords for Kacey Musgraves - I Want a Hippopottimus for Christmas

[G] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _
[A#] _ _ _ [C] _ [F] _ _ [D] _ _
[Gm] _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _ [A] Sorry, you [A#] guys have been [Bm] [F] pretty good this year. _
[Gm] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ [D] [A#] I mean, [F#] _ we've got a few nicks here [F]
on the tour.
_ [Cm] Ask a week, maybe [A#] some good little [C#m] boys and [Cm] girls deserve. _ _ _
[A#] _ _ _ [Fm] _ [G] _ _ _ [C] _
_ [G] _ [Dm] Let me see.
_ [G] _ [C] _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ [D#] _ [A#] _ _
_ [C#] _ _ [D] _ _ [F] _ [G] Sorry, [Dm] _ [A#m] _ [D] they're posters, they don't launch.
[Gm] _
Stop over here.
[Dm] _ _ _ [Gm] _ _
_ [C] _ _ [F] _ _ _ [D#] _ _
[Gm] _ [F#] _ _ [D] _ _ _ [F#] _ [A#] _
_ [C#] _ _ [F] _ _ [D] _ _ [Gm] _
_ Sorry, you're going [F] to get screwed out of [D] these.
_ [Gm] _
[C] Next time I'm [F#] going to have a [C] t-shirt can.
[D#] _ _
_ [G] Nathan, [Cm] give me a t-shirt [Dm] can.
_ [E] _
[A#m] Good job.
[Am] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [A#] _
_ [C] _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _ _ _
[B] _ _ [C#] _ _ What _ _
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ we did have, one thing that I've really been wanting under the tree this year, _
_ _ _ is to hit the potlice. Woo!
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_ _ [G#] _ [F#m] _ _ _ [D] _ [Em] _
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[Bm] _ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ [G] _ _
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[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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[F#m] _ _ [Bm] He's in.
_ _ [G] _
_ _ _ [C] _ [Am] Bless the [G] Lord.
Free me from the [C] _ stain.
[F#m] I [D] want to be.
_ _ _ [G] _ _
[G#] You see [A] my uncle _ [D] here.
In the room.
_ _ [Bm] _ _ I want. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Holy.
[E] _ _ [D] Blue. _
_ No _ crocodile. _ _
_ _ [Em] You _ _ _ [A] _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ [C#m] _ [D] thought I was [G] my.
Agent. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ I'm.
A.
Hippo.
What do you.
_ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
Know. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C#] _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ To.
_ _ [D] _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ Be.
[G] _ _
Now.
[C] _ _ _ _ [D] _ I.
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [D] _ [A] _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
_ _ _ He.
[G] . . . [E] . . [Bm] . . I'm sorry.
[D] _ _
No, help me.
No, I am not worth it.
[A] _ _ I'm evil.
[Bm] I'm a sickly [F#m] evil [Bm] virus.
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[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _