Chords for Jukebox Jam 33 - Billy Hamlin - If You Ain't Got No Bread
Tempo:
66.85 bpm
Chords used:
Em
Ebm
Eb
B
Bb
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[Ebm]
Who is it?
It's the landlord, Mr.
Jones.
Landlord?
I'm here to collect my rent.
Wait a minute.
You're one week behind.
I know, I'm here.
I don't want to hear nothing.
Wait a minute.
I just want my money.
Wait a minute.
You can't do this to me.
Out Friday you go.
Shut up.
I'll be back.
Excuse me a minute.
Who is it?
Jones, it's JBC Loans.
If you got my money, sell your car, your Cadillac car.
Wait a minute.
Come on in.
Don't talk out of turn.
I'm here to collect my rent.
I'm here [Eb] to collect my rent.
[Ebm] I'm here to collect my rent.
I'm here to collect my rent.
I'm here to collect my rent.
I'm here to collect my rent.
Oh well the phone and the doorbell kept a-ringing.
I had so many bills to pay
[Abm] That I ain't got a penny
[Gb] To my name today
[F] So let me tell you about
This sneaky [Bb] little game I played
[Eb] I'd just [Ebm] pull on my shades
And lock the door real tight
Pull off my shoes
And hurry out that light
[Ab] Cause like man, if you ain't got no [Bb] bread
You might as well stay [Eb] home or get in [Ebm] bed
[Em]
I got a date with my baby
And [E] I [Em] can't even make a show.
[Dm] Cause tonight I'm gonna [G] have to hold my face in shame.
[Gb] Cause I only got a [B] nickel or a dime to hold.
[E] So I just pull out my shades and put the door real tight.
Pull up my shoes and turn out that light.
[Am] Cause like man if you ain't got no bread, [B] you might as well stay home [Em] and be in bed.
[B]
[C] [Em]
[B] [Em]
[F] [Fm] Oh well I sure had a ball when I was loaded.
So I got no right to complain.
Cause the [Eb] time that my back door [Ab] got exploded.
[G] The butcher and the baker tried [C] to drive me insane.
So I [Fm] just pull out my shades and put the door real tight.
Pull up my shoes and turn out that light.
Cause like [Bb] man if you ain't got no bread, [C] you might as well stay home and be [Fm] in bed.
Mr.
Jones, I'm the landlord again Mr.
Jones.
I only want my money.
Mr.
Jones, the ABC loan.
You got my money today Mr.
Jones.
I want my money.
You going in to speak today.
I want my money.
You going in to speak Mr.
Jones.
[G]
Who is it?
It's the landlord, Mr.
Jones.
Landlord?
I'm here to collect my rent.
Wait a minute.
You're one week behind.
I know, I'm here.
I don't want to hear nothing.
Wait a minute.
I just want my money.
Wait a minute.
You can't do this to me.
Out Friday you go.
Shut up.
I'll be back.
Excuse me a minute.
Who is it?
Jones, it's JBC Loans.
If you got my money, sell your car, your Cadillac car.
Wait a minute.
Come on in.
Don't talk out of turn.
I'm here to collect my rent.
I'm here [Eb] to collect my rent.
[Ebm] I'm here to collect my rent.
I'm here to collect my rent.
I'm here to collect my rent.
I'm here to collect my rent.
Oh well the phone and the doorbell kept a-ringing.
I had so many bills to pay
[Abm] That I ain't got a penny
[Gb] To my name today
[F] So let me tell you about
This sneaky [Bb] little game I played
[Eb] I'd just [Ebm] pull on my shades
And lock the door real tight
Pull off my shoes
And hurry out that light
[Ab] Cause like man, if you ain't got no [Bb] bread
You might as well stay [Eb] home or get in [Ebm] bed
[Em]
I got a date with my baby
And [E] I [Em] can't even make a show.
[Dm] Cause tonight I'm gonna [G] have to hold my face in shame.
[Gb] Cause I only got a [B] nickel or a dime to hold.
[E] So I just pull out my shades and put the door real tight.
Pull up my shoes and turn out that light.
[Am] Cause like man if you ain't got no bread, [B] you might as well stay home [Em] and be in bed.
[B]
[C] [Em]
[B] [Em]
[F] [Fm] Oh well I sure had a ball when I was loaded.
So I got no right to complain.
Cause the [Eb] time that my back door [Ab] got exploded.
[G] The butcher and the baker tried [C] to drive me insane.
So I [Fm] just pull out my shades and put the door real tight.
Pull up my shoes and turn out that light.
Cause like [Bb] man if you ain't got no bread, [C] you might as well stay home and be [Fm] in bed.
Mr.
Jones, I'm the landlord again Mr.
Jones.
I only want my money.
Mr.
Jones, the ABC loan.
You got my money today Mr.
Jones.
I want my money.
You going in to speak today.
I want my money.
You going in to speak Mr.
Jones.
[G]
Key:
Em
Ebm
Eb
B
Bb
Em
Ebm
Eb
_ _ [Ebm] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Who is it?
It's the landlord, Mr.
Jones.
Landlord?
I'm here to collect my rent.
Wait a minute.
You're one week behind.
I know, I'm here.
I don't want to hear nothing.
Wait a minute.
I just want my money.
Wait a minute.
You can't do this to me.
Out Friday you go.
Shut up.
I'll be back.
Excuse me a minute.
Who is it?
Jones, it's JBC Loans.
If you got my money, sell your car, your Cadillac car.
Wait a minute.
Come on in.
Don't talk out of turn.
I'm _ _ _ _ _ _ _ here _ _ to collect my rent. _ _ _
_ _ _ I'm here _ [Eb] to collect my rent.
_ [Ebm] _ _ I'm here to collect my rent.
I'm here to collect my rent.
I'm here to collect my rent.
I'm here to collect my rent.
Oh well the phone and the doorbell kept a-ringing.
I had so many bills to pay
[Abm] That I ain't got a penny
[Gb] To my name today
[F] So let me tell you about
This sneaky [Bb] little game I played
[Eb] I'd just [Ebm] pull on my shades
And lock the door real tight
Pull off my shoes
And hurry out that light
[Ab] Cause like man, if you ain't got no [Bb] bread
You might as well stay [Eb] home or get in [Ebm] bed
_ _ [Em] _ _
_ I got a date with my baby
And [E] I [Em] can't even make a show.
[Dm] Cause tonight I'm gonna [G] have to hold my face in shame.
[Gb] Cause I only got a [B] nickel or a dime to hold.
[E] So I just pull out my shades and put the door real tight.
Pull up my shoes and turn out that light.
[Am] Cause like man if you ain't got no bread, [B] you might as well stay home [Em] and be in bed.
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
_ _ [F] _ _ [Fm] Oh well I sure had a ball when I was loaded.
So I got no right to complain.
Cause the [Eb] time that my back door [Ab] got exploded.
[G] The butcher and the baker tried [C] to drive me insane.
So I [Fm] just pull out my shades and put the door real tight.
Pull up my shoes and turn out that light.
Cause like [Bb] man if you ain't got no bread, [C] you might as well stay home and be [Fm] in bed.
Mr.
Jones, I'm the landlord again Mr.
Jones.
I only want my money.
Mr.
Jones, the ABC loan.
You got my money today Mr.
Jones.
I want my money.
You going in to speak today.
I want my money.
You going in to speak Mr.
Jones.
_ [G] _ _
_ Who is it?
It's the landlord, Mr.
Jones.
Landlord?
I'm here to collect my rent.
Wait a minute.
You're one week behind.
I know, I'm here.
I don't want to hear nothing.
Wait a minute.
I just want my money.
Wait a minute.
You can't do this to me.
Out Friday you go.
Shut up.
I'll be back.
Excuse me a minute.
Who is it?
Jones, it's JBC Loans.
If you got my money, sell your car, your Cadillac car.
Wait a minute.
Come on in.
Don't talk out of turn.
I'm _ _ _ _ _ _ _ here _ _ to collect my rent. _ _ _
_ _ _ I'm here _ [Eb] to collect my rent.
_ [Ebm] _ _ I'm here to collect my rent.
I'm here to collect my rent.
I'm here to collect my rent.
I'm here to collect my rent.
Oh well the phone and the doorbell kept a-ringing.
I had so many bills to pay
[Abm] That I ain't got a penny
[Gb] To my name today
[F] So let me tell you about
This sneaky [Bb] little game I played
[Eb] I'd just [Ebm] pull on my shades
And lock the door real tight
Pull off my shoes
And hurry out that light
[Ab] Cause like man, if you ain't got no [Bb] bread
You might as well stay [Eb] home or get in [Ebm] bed
_ _ [Em] _ _
_ I got a date with my baby
And [E] I [Em] can't even make a show.
[Dm] Cause tonight I'm gonna [G] have to hold my face in shame.
[Gb] Cause I only got a [B] nickel or a dime to hold.
[E] So I just pull out my shades and put the door real tight.
Pull up my shoes and turn out that light.
[Am] Cause like man if you ain't got no bread, [B] you might as well stay home [Em] and be in bed.
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
_ _ [F] _ _ [Fm] Oh well I sure had a ball when I was loaded.
So I got no right to complain.
Cause the [Eb] time that my back door [Ab] got exploded.
[G] The butcher and the baker tried [C] to drive me insane.
So I [Fm] just pull out my shades and put the door real tight.
Pull up my shoes and turn out that light.
Cause like [Bb] man if you ain't got no bread, [C] you might as well stay home and be [Fm] in bed.
Mr.
Jones, I'm the landlord again Mr.
Jones.
I only want my money.
Mr.
Jones, the ABC loan.
You got my money today Mr.
Jones.
I want my money.
You going in to speak today.
I want my money.
You going in to speak Mr.
Jones.
_ [G] _ _