The Winkle Man Chords by Judge Dread
Tempo:
160.6 bpm
Chords used:
D
A
E
C
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C] I'll [D] tell [A]
you a story about [C] a geezer called the Winkle Man.
[D] Right [E] you know this song.
[A] The Winkle Man comes down our street [D] and he serves all [E] the ladies.
[A] What do you know, nine months on [D] they all got crams [E] and babies.
[A] Funny thing about it, he was a white little shrimp.
That's enough, [D] had some cockle.
[E]
[A]
[D] [E]
[A] He used to sell them celery [D] and according to the dirty [E]
talk.
[A] He asked them what they liked the best, [D] the knobby or [E] the stoned.
No [A] wonder why a woman used to come in with a smile on her face.
[D] Smash his place [E] in.
[A]
[D] [E]
[A] He'd go down to his local pub [D] for a pint and a packet [E] of crisps.
[A] The barmaid's got a faulty 8 [D] and he always [E] grabs her tits like [A] coconuts.
Sparrows love a little bit of bacon right.
When I [D] go down the park, always [E] take a bit of bread for the ducks.
[A] Negatory rubber duck.
[D] He [E] was ten four.
[A] A girl he had was a noisy bird.
[D] She used to scream [E] and moan.
[A] She shouted, help!
he said you silly cow.
[D] I can manage on [E] me own.
[A] What you want to bring the neighbours in then?
What do you want a [D] gangbang?
[E]
[A]
[D] [E]
[A] She said I was a virgin.
Now [D] I've been done twice [E] in a day.
[A] He said twice, but it's only once.
She [D] said right, you got a [E] dash away.
[A] Well okay then, be gentle with me.
It's only me second [D] time.
[E]
Today.
[A]
Oh, [D] [E]
oh.
[A] When he was young and in his prime.
[D] He'd have a woman [E]
and he'll tame.
[A] Now he's old and a getting grey.
[D] He seems to [E] like me, have a way.
[A] Well I suppose there's no harm in him being a shirt lifter.
[D] Just means that there's more [E] birds for all the fellas in the pub.
[A] Finto Winkles.
Oh right, [D] here he comes again.
Gay [E] boys in bondage.
[A] Do you want a drink?
Yes please sailor.
Who [D] you calling sailor?
I'll [E] smack him in the gut.
Up [A] yours butch.
I'll give you up yours.
[D] Bum burger, take that.
[E]
[A] Go on.
[D] Don't let him in here [E] again.
[A]
[D] [E]
[N]
you a story about [C] a geezer called the Winkle Man.
[D] Right [E] you know this song.
[A] The Winkle Man comes down our street [D] and he serves all [E] the ladies.
[A] What do you know, nine months on [D] they all got crams [E] and babies.
[A] Funny thing about it, he was a white little shrimp.
That's enough, [D] had some cockle.
[E]
[A]
[D] [E]
[A] He used to sell them celery [D] and according to the dirty [E]
talk.
[A] He asked them what they liked the best, [D] the knobby or [E] the stoned.
No [A] wonder why a woman used to come in with a smile on her face.
[D] Smash his place [E] in.
[A]
[D] [E]
[A] He'd go down to his local pub [D] for a pint and a packet [E] of crisps.
[A] The barmaid's got a faulty 8 [D] and he always [E] grabs her tits like [A] coconuts.
Sparrows love a little bit of bacon right.
When I [D] go down the park, always [E] take a bit of bread for the ducks.
[A] Negatory rubber duck.
[D] He [E] was ten four.
[A] A girl he had was a noisy bird.
[D] She used to scream [E] and moan.
[A] She shouted, help!
he said you silly cow.
[D] I can manage on [E] me own.
[A] What you want to bring the neighbours in then?
What do you want a [D] gangbang?
[E]
[A]
[D] [E]
[A] She said I was a virgin.
Now [D] I've been done twice [E] in a day.
[A] He said twice, but it's only once.
She [D] said right, you got a [E] dash away.
[A] Well okay then, be gentle with me.
It's only me second [D] time.
[E]
Today.
[A]
Oh, [D] [E]
oh.
[A] When he was young and in his prime.
[D] He'd have a woman [E]
and he'll tame.
[A] Now he's old and a getting grey.
[D] He seems to [E] like me, have a way.
[A] Well I suppose there's no harm in him being a shirt lifter.
[D] Just means that there's more [E] birds for all the fellas in the pub.
[A] Finto Winkles.
Oh right, [D] here he comes again.
Gay [E] boys in bondage.
[A] Do you want a drink?
Yes please sailor.
Who [D] you calling sailor?
I'll [E] smack him in the gut.
Up [A] yours butch.
I'll give you up yours.
[D] Bum burger, take that.
[E]
[A] Go on.
[D] Don't let him in here [E] again.
[A]
[D] [E]
[N]
Key:
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A
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C
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C
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ I'll [D] tell _ [A] _
_ _ _ you a story about [C] a geezer called the Winkle Man.
[D] _ Right [E] you know this _ song.
[A] The Winkle Man comes down our street [D] and he serves all [E] the ladies.
_ _ [A] What do you know, nine months on [D] they all got crams [E] and babies.
[A] Funny thing about it, he was a white little shrimp.
That's enough, [D] had some cockle.
_ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ [A] He used to sell them celery [D] and according to the dirty [E]
talk.
_ [A] He asked them what they liked the best, [D] the knobby or [E] the stoned.
No [A] wonder why a woman used to come in with a smile on her face.
_ _ [D] Smash his place [E] in.
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [A] He'd go down to his local pub [D] for a pint and a packet [E] of crisps.
[A] The _ barmaid's got a faulty 8 [D] and he always [E] grabs her tits like [A] coconuts.
Sparrows love a little bit of bacon right.
When I [D] go down the park, always [E] take a bit of bread for the ducks.
[A] _ _ _ Negatory rubber duck.
_ [D] _ _ He [E] was ten four.
_ [A] A girl he had was a noisy bird.
[D] She used to scream [E] and moan.
_ [A] She shouted, help!
he said you silly cow.
[D] I can manage on [E] me own.
_ [A] What you want to bring the neighbours in then?
What do you want a [D] gangbang?
_ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ [A] She said I was a virgin.
Now [D] I've been done twice [E] in a day.
_ [A] He said twice, but it's only once.
She [D] said right, you got a [E] dash away.
_ [A] Well okay then, be gentle with me.
It's only me second [D] time.
_ [E]
Today.
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ Oh, [D] _ _ _ _ [E]
oh.
_ [A] When he was young and in his prime.
[D] He'd have a woman [E]
and he'll tame.
[A] Now he's old and a getting grey.
[D] He seems to [E] like me, have a way.
[A] Well I suppose there's no harm in him being a shirt lifter.
[D] Just means that there's more [E] birds for all the fellas in the pub.
[A] Finto _ Winkles.
Oh right, [D] here he comes again.
Gay [E] boys in bondage.
_ [A] Do you want a drink?
Yes please sailor.
Who [D] you calling sailor?
I'll [E] smack him in the gut.
Up [A] yours butch.
I'll give you up yours.
_ [D] Bum burger, take that.
[E] _
_ _ [A] Go on. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ Don't let him in here [E] again.
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [E] _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
[C] _ _ I'll [D] tell _ [A] _
_ _ _ you a story about [C] a geezer called the Winkle Man.
[D] _ Right [E] you know this _ song.
[A] The Winkle Man comes down our street [D] and he serves all [E] the ladies.
_ _ [A] What do you know, nine months on [D] they all got crams [E] and babies.
[A] Funny thing about it, he was a white little shrimp.
That's enough, [D] had some cockle.
_ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ [A] He used to sell them celery [D] and according to the dirty [E]
talk.
_ [A] He asked them what they liked the best, [D] the knobby or [E] the stoned.
No [A] wonder why a woman used to come in with a smile on her face.
_ _ [D] Smash his place [E] in.
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [A] He'd go down to his local pub [D] for a pint and a packet [E] of crisps.
[A] The _ barmaid's got a faulty 8 [D] and he always [E] grabs her tits like [A] coconuts.
Sparrows love a little bit of bacon right.
When I [D] go down the park, always [E] take a bit of bread for the ducks.
[A] _ _ _ Negatory rubber duck.
_ [D] _ _ He [E] was ten four.
_ [A] A girl he had was a noisy bird.
[D] She used to scream [E] and moan.
_ [A] She shouted, help!
he said you silly cow.
[D] I can manage on [E] me own.
_ [A] What you want to bring the neighbours in then?
What do you want a [D] gangbang?
_ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ [A] She said I was a virgin.
Now [D] I've been done twice [E] in a day.
_ [A] He said twice, but it's only once.
She [D] said right, you got a [E] dash away.
_ [A] Well okay then, be gentle with me.
It's only me second [D] time.
_ [E]
Today.
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ Oh, [D] _ _ _ _ [E]
oh.
_ [A] When he was young and in his prime.
[D] He'd have a woman [E]
and he'll tame.
[A] Now he's old and a getting grey.
[D] He seems to [E] like me, have a way.
[A] Well I suppose there's no harm in him being a shirt lifter.
[D] Just means that there's more [E] birds for all the fellas in the pub.
[A] Finto _ Winkles.
Oh right, [D] here he comes again.
Gay [E] boys in bondage.
_ [A] Do you want a drink?
Yes please sailor.
Who [D] you calling sailor?
I'll [E] smack him in the gut.
Up [A] yours butch.
I'll give you up yours.
_ [D] Bum burger, take that.
[E] _
_ _ [A] Go on. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ Don't let him in here [E] again.
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