Trash Day Chords by Jonny Fritz

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_ [Bb] Monday [G] is the day that [C] the trash goes out, [A] I can't [Dm] mortgage.
Oh [C] my God, oh [Dm] my God, oh [C] my God, [Dm] oh my God.
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[Dm] And Monday morning I wake up [C] as the truck rolls by,
And [Dm] oh my God, she's gonna be so [C] doggone mad at me when [Dm] she gets home.
_ [C] Oh my God, _ [Dm] oh my God, _ [C] oh my God, _ [Dm] oh my God.
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_ [Dm] The Endertons put their [C] trash out Friday night,
They [D] never [F] _ forget and [C] they never fight,
And [Dm] I hate them.
_ [C] Oh my God, _ [Dm] oh my God, _ [C] oh my God, _ [Dm] oh my [E] God.
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[Dm] Monday is the day that [Am] the trash goes out, I [Dm] can't mortgage.
_ [C] Oh my God, [Dm] oh my God, _ [C] oh my God, _ [Dm] oh my God. _ _ _ _
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