Chords for Jon Lajoie - High As Fuck

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_ [E] Have you ever [B] watched the sun go [C#m] down and you're thinking [G#m] about the [B] world spinning [A] round?
Have you ever [B] been high as [E] fuck?
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_ [E] You're in the [B] bathroom mirror talking to [C#m] yourself and your [G#m] dog's looking at you [B] like you need [A] help
Have you ever [B] been high as fuck?
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_ [E] Then you feel [B] your heart pumping really [C#m] fast and you're convinced [G#m] that you're gonna [B] have a heart [A] attack
Have you ever [B] been high as [E] fuck?
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_ [E] You close your [B] eyes and you're on a chicken [C#m] farm
The only [G#m] problem's that the chickens have human [A] arms
You say, that's fucked [B] up, why do the chickens have human [E] arms?
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[E] You need snacks [B] so you walk to the corner [C#m] store
But you're scared [B] because you think that they will know [A] you're high
So you walk [B] around the block to buy [E] some time
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_ [E] You [B] finally decide to go in [C#m] the store
But you're so high you [G#m] don't know why you're [B] there [A] anymore
So you just buy a [B] pack of gum and get the hell out [E] of there
[B] You're [C#m] walking home and your mouth [E] is dry
You [B] [C#m] should have bought some juice and snacks [B] but you were [E] too high
You're [B] [C#m] thinking about [B] ketchup [E] chips _
[B] [C#m] And for some reason the game [E] Battleship
You start thinking about how fun it was to play games like Battleship when you were a kid
And how as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
So you say, guess what, I'm gonna make up a game right now
And it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine
And I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
But then you don't know where to find the porcupine
So you go on eBay and you do a search but people don't sell porcupines on the internet
And you say, [B] you know what world, you got me cornered again
I'm gonna roll another joint
Never [E] eat [B] a whole bag of crackers
[C#m] That was so old [B] that they weren't crispy [A] anymore
Have you [B] ever been high As [E] fuck _ _
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