Chords for Jon Cleary and the Absolute Monster Gentleman

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_ _ [Em] One person at a time we started [E] playing this groove and _ this one is called Help Me Somebody.
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[F] _ _ _ _ [C] _ [Em] Step to [C] me, bring my shackles of darkness down, [G] and tell me where [F] the fuck can this guy be?
[C] _ Can't help him, [F] must have snatched my [Em] weight from me.
_ [G] I'm so [D] tired of waiting my [F] whole life.
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[C] Help me [F] somebody, help [C] _ _
me [F] somebody.
Can [C] you [F] go out and kiss _ [D] _ my fist, friend?
[C] You're [G] the only thing in the world for me.
_ [C] _ Where I'm going, _ where my weeks are, and I
may be looking for my little baby to reach and know it's true.
They say a [F]
friend in need is a friend in [F] need.
All you [E]
want is to take a little [C] from me.
Help [Dm] me [Am] somebody.
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[Dm] I'm _ _ so [A] _ tired [C] of waiting my whole life.
Can you go out and kiss my fist, friend?
You're the only thing in the world [F] _ _ _
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for me.
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[Bm] _ _ Where [Dm] I'm [E] going, [Em] where _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ [E] _
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my weeks are, [Dm] _ [Em] and I
I'm so tired of [A] waiting my whole [Dm] life.
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[D] Can you go out and kiss my fist, [E] friend?
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[E] _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ You're the only [A] thing in the world for me.
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[Em] Where I'm going, _ [E] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [Dm] where my weeks are, _ [C]
and I
Can _ you go [D] out and kiss my fist, friend?
You're the only thing in the world for me.
You're the only thing in the world _ [C] _ _ [E] for me. _
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