Chords for Johnny Paycheck "Friend, Lover, Wife"

_ _ _ _ [F] _ Let _
[Cm] me tell you about a woman I [F] know, hon.
_ [Cm] She don't drink.
_ She [F] don't smoke.
_ [Cm] She can't stand [F] dirty junk.
_ [Cm] She don't hang out till [F] the morning light.
[Cm] She don't have to get high, [F] nor to get right.
_ [Cm] She's a friend.
_ [F] She's a love.
_ [Cm] She's my wife.
_ _ [F] _ _ [C] But I'll take a drink.
Lord, and I'll have a smoke.
And I'll toss up down right, filthy jokes.
I been known to hang out till the morning [Cm] light.
[C] Been known to get high, [Cm] trying to get right.
But that's just me, son.
That's just me.
_ _ [Am] Well, if you don't know my woman, [C] you might think she's swell.
[Am] But if you ought to see that woman, [C] when she lets down her hair,
[Am] she's the damnedest thing that's ever walked into [F] my _ life.
Hell, [Cm] no.
_ _ She's a friend.
_ _ [F] She's a love.
_ She's my wife.
Tell them about my wife, [G] and yours too.
[C] _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [F] _
_ _ [Cm] _ _ _ _ _
I wear [Cm] jeans, and she [F] wears silk.
I [C] like beer, [F] and she likes milk.
She [Cm] could be soft, like a summer [F]
rain.
But [Cm] lock them doors at night.
She's a [F] hurricane.
_ _ [Cm] She's a friend.
_ [F] She's a love.
_ [C] She's my wife. _ _ _
_ _ _ [Am] Lord, it's still a mystery [C]
what she sees in me.
[Am] She says, long as I want her, [C] she'll never set me free.
[Am] She's the damnedest thing that's ever walked [F] into my life.
_ _ _ [Cm] _ _ She's a friend.
_ [F] She's a love.
_ [Cm] She's my wife.
_ _ [F] _ _ _ [Cm] She's a friend.
_ [F] She's a lover.
_ [Cm] She's my wife.
_ _ [F] _ _ _ [C] She's a friend.
_ [F] She's a lover.
_ [C] She's a fox.
_ [F] She's a mother.
_ [C] She's my friend.
_ [F] She's my lover.
Yeah, [C] she's my wife.
_ _ [F] _ _ _ [C] _ _