Chords for Johnny Jump Up/Morrison's Jig

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_ I'll tell you a story that happened to me
[D] One day as I went down to y'all by the sea
[Em] The sun it was [G] bright and the day it [D] was [Em] warm
Says I, a [D] quay pint [Em] wouldn't do me no harm
I went in to the barman and I said give me a stout
Says [D] the barman, I'm sorry all the beer to sold out
[Em] Try whiskey [G] or vodka, ten years in the wood
Says I, I'll try cider, I've heard that [Em] it's good
Oh never, oh never, oh never again
[D] If I lived to a hundred or a hundred and ten
[Em] I fell to the [G] ground and I couldn't get [D] up
[Em] After drinking [D] a pint [Em] of the Johnny Jump Club
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_ _ _ [Em] _ After lowering the turd I headed straight for the [G] yard
Where [D] I bumped into Brophy the big civic guard
[Em] Come here to me [G] boy, don't you know I'm the law
Well I upped with my fist and I shattered [Em] his jaw
He fell to the ground with his knees doubled up
[D] Wish it wasn't I hit him through the Johnny Jump Club
[Em] And the next thing I met down [G] in y'all by [D] the [Em] sea
Was a [D] cripple on [Em] crutches and says he to me
I'm afraid of me life I'll be hit by a car
[D] Would you help me across to the railway man's bar
[Em] And after three pints [G] of that cider so [D] [G] sweet
He threw down his crutches and he danced at [Em] his feet
Oh never, oh never, oh never again
[D] If I lived to a hundred or a hundred and ten
[Em] I fell to the ground [G] and I couldn't get up
After drinking a pint of the Johnny [Em] Jump Club _ _ _ _
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_ _ [Em] _ So I went up the Lee Road a friend for to see
[G] [D] They call it the madhouse in court by the Lee
_ [Em] When I got up there [G] the truth I [D] do [Em] tell
They had the poor [D] bugger [Em] locked up in his cell
Says the guard testing him say these words if you can
[D] Around the ragged rocks the ragged rascal [Em] ran
Never mind I'm not crazy [G] tell them I'm not mad
[Em] There was [D] only six [G] pints of that cider [Em] I had
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_ _ _ _ [Em] Now a man died in the union by the name of Mack Nabb
[D] They washed him and placed him outside on a slab
[Em] And after the coroner's [G] measurements to take
His wife took him home to [Em] a bloody fine wake
It was about twelve o'clock and the beer it was high
[D] The corpse he sat up and he says with a sigh
[Em] I can't get to [G] heaven they won't let [D] me up
[Em] Till I drink [D] them a pint [Em] of the Johnny Jump Club
Oh never, oh never, oh never again
[D] If I lived to a hundred or a hundred and ten
[Em] I fell to the ground and I couldn't [D] get up
[Em] After [D] drinking a [Em] pint of the Johnny Jump Club
Oh never, oh never, oh never again
If [D] I lived to a hundred or a hundred and [Em] ten
I fell to the ground and I couldn't [D] get up
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