Chords for Johnny Jump Up - Gaelic Storm

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_ I'll tell you a story that happened to me
[D] One day as I went down the old by the sea
[Em] The sun it was [G] bright and the day it was [D] [Em] warm
Says I, a [D] quiet pint [Em] wouldn't do me no harm
I went in to the barman, I said give me a stout
Says [D] the barman, I'm sorry, all the beer to sold out
[Em] Try whiskey [G] or vodka, ten years in the wood
Says I, [D] I'll try [Em] cider, I've heard that it's good
Oh never, oh never, oh never again
[D] If I lived to a hundred or a hundred and ten
[Em] I fell to the [G] ground and I couldn't get [D] up
[G] After drinking a pint of the Johnny Jump [Em] up
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_ _ _ [Em] _ After lowering the turd I headed straight for the yard
[D] Where I bumped into Brophy the big civic guard
[Em] Come here to me [G] boy, don't you know I'm the law
Well I upped with my fist and I shattered [Em] his jaw
He fell to the ground with his knees doubled up
Wish [D] it wasn't I hit him with the Johnny Jump up
[Em] And the next thing I met [G] down in the old by [D] the sea
[G] Was a cripple on crutches and says he [Em] to me
I'm afraid of me life I'll be hit by a car
[D] Would you help me across to the railway man's [Em] bar
And after three pints [G] of that cider [D] so sweet
[G] He threw down his crutches and he danced on [Em] his feet
Oh never, oh never, oh never [D] again
If I lived to a hundred or a hundred and ten
[Em] I fell to the [G] ground and I couldn't get up
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_ _ _ [Em] _ I went up the Lee Road a friend for the sea
[G] [D] They call it the madhouse in court by the Lee
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When I got up [G] there the truth I do [D] [Em] tell
They had the [D] poor bugger [Em] locked up in his cell
Says the guard testing him say these words if you can
[D] Around the ragged rocks the ragged rascal [Em] ran
Tell them I'm not crazy, [G] tell them I'm not mad
[Em] It was [G] only six pints of that cider [Em] I had _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ Now a man died in the Union by the name of Mack Nabb
[D] They washed him and placed him outside on a slab
[Em] And after the coroner's [G] measurements [D] to take
[G] His wife took him home to [Em] a bloody fine wake
It was about twelve o'clock and the beer it was high
[D] The corpse he sat up and he says with a sigh
[Em] I can't get to [G] heaven, they won't let [D] me up
[Em] Till I bring [D] them a pint [Em] of the Johnny Jump up
Oh never, oh never, oh never again
[D] If I lived to a hundred or a hundred and ten
[Em] I fell to the ground and I couldn't [D] get up
[Em] After drinking [D] a [Em] pint of the Johnny Jump up
Oh never, oh never, oh never again
[D] If I lived to a hundred or a hundred and ten
[Em] I fell to the ground and I couldn't get [D] up
[G] After drinking a pint [Em] of the Johnny Jump up
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