No Such Thing Chords by John Mayer
Tempo:
131.85 bpm
Chords used:
E
A
Am
F#
G
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[E]
Welcome to the real world, [A] she said to me, condescendingly.
Take a seat, take [E] your life, blot it out in [Em] black and white.
[E] Well, I never [A] lived the dream of a prime case, and the drama queens I'd like to think the
best of me.
I've still had [F#] it up my [E] [A] sleeve, and [F#m] I'll [A] soon tell you, stay [E] inside the lines.
[F#] Well, something's better [E] on the other side.
[D] I wanna [Am] run up in the halls [E] of my high school.
I [Am] wanna scream [G] at the top of [E] my lungs.
I just [Am] found out there's no such thing [E] as the real world, [Am] just a ladder you've got to [E] rise above.
So the good boys and girls [A] take a so-called right track, faded white hats, grabbin' [C#m] credits,
and maybe cash funds.
[Em] They're getting all of those other can't-find [E] answers.
And all of my parents, they're [A] getting older.
I wonder if they've wished for anything better.
[C#m] Wild in their memories, [F#] tight, dry turntabes.
[A] And I want to tell you, stay inside the [E] lines.
[F#] Well, something's better [A] on [E] the other side.
[F#m] I wanna run up [Em] in the halls [E] of my high school.
I [G] wanna scream at the [E] top of my lungs.
I just [Am] found out there's no such thing [E] as the real world, just [G] a ladder you've got to [E] rise above.
[Em]
[F]
[A] [E] [F] I am [A] invincible.
[F] I [A] am invincible.
[E] [F] I [A] am invincible [G] as long as I'm [A] alive.
[E]
[F#]
[A]
[E] I [Am] wanna run up in [G] the [E] halls of my high school.
I wanna [Am] scream at the [E] top of my lungs.
I just [F#] found [Em] out there's [Am] no such thing as [E] the real world, just [F#] a ladder [G] you've got to rise [E] above.
I just [Am] can't wait till that [E] 10 year reunion.
I'm [Em] gonna bust down the double [E] doors.
And when [G] I stand on these tables [E] before you, [Am] you'll know what I'm a [E] cyborg for.
Welcome to the real world, [A] she said to me, condescendingly.
Take a seat, take [E] your life, blot it out in [Em] black and white.
[E] Well, I never [A] lived the dream of a prime case, and the drama queens I'd like to think the
best of me.
I've still had [F#] it up my [E] [A] sleeve, and [F#m] I'll [A] soon tell you, stay [E] inside the lines.
[F#] Well, something's better [E] on the other side.
[D] I wanna [Am] run up in the halls [E] of my high school.
I [Am] wanna scream [G] at the top of [E] my lungs.
I just [Am] found out there's no such thing [E] as the real world, [Am] just a ladder you've got to [E] rise above.
So the good boys and girls [A] take a so-called right track, faded white hats, grabbin' [C#m] credits,
and maybe cash funds.
[Em] They're getting all of those other can't-find [E] answers.
And all of my parents, they're [A] getting older.
I wonder if they've wished for anything better.
[C#m] Wild in their memories, [F#] tight, dry turntabes.
[A] And I want to tell you, stay inside the [E] lines.
[F#] Well, something's better [A] on [E] the other side.
[F#m] I wanna run up [Em] in the halls [E] of my high school.
I [G] wanna scream at the [E] top of my lungs.
I just [Am] found out there's no such thing [E] as the real world, just [G] a ladder you've got to [E] rise above.
[Em]
[F]
[A] [E] [F] I am [A] invincible.
[F] I [A] am invincible.
[E] [F] I [A] am invincible [G] as long as I'm [A] alive.
[E]
[F#]
[A]
[E] I [Am] wanna run up in [G] the [E] halls of my high school.
I wanna [Am] scream at the [E] top of my lungs.
I just [F#] found [Em] out there's [Am] no such thing as [E] the real world, just [F#] a ladder [G] you've got to rise [E] above.
I just [Am] can't wait till that [E] 10 year reunion.
I'm [Em] gonna bust down the double [E] doors.
And when [G] I stand on these tables [E] before you, [Am] you'll know what I'm a [E] cyborg for.
Key:
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[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ Welcome to the real world, [A] she said to me, _ _ condescendingly. _
Take a seat, _ take [E] your life, _ blot it out in [Em] black and white.
[E] _ _ _ Well, I never [A] lived the dream of a prime case, and the drama queens I'd like to think the
best of me.
I've still had [F#] it up my _ [E] _ [A] sleeve, and [F#m] I'll [A] soon tell you, stay _ _ _ [E] inside the _ lines. _ _ _ _ _
[F#] Well, _ _ something's better [E] _ _ on the other _ side.
_ _ _ _ [D] I wanna [Am] run up in the halls [E] of my high school.
I [Am] wanna scream [G] at the top of [E] my lungs.
I just [Am] found out there's no such thing [E] as the real world, [Am] just a ladder you've got to [E] rise above. _ _
_ _ _ So the good boys and girls [A] take a so-called right track, faded white hats, grabbin' [C#m] credits,
and maybe cash funds. _
[Em] They're getting all of those other can't-find [E] answers.
And all of my parents, they're [A] getting older.
I wonder if they've wished for anything better.
[C#m] Wild in their memories, [F#] tight, dry _ _ _ turntabes.
[A] And I want to tell you, stay _ _ _ inside the [E] lines. _ _ _ _ _
[F#] Well, _ _ something's _ better [A] _ on [E] the other _ side.
_ _ _ [F#m] _ I wanna run up [Em] in the halls [E] of my high school.
I [G] wanna scream at the [E] top of my lungs.
I just [Am] found out there's no such thing [E] as the real world, just [G] a ladder you've got to [E] rise above.
_ [Em] _
[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ [E] _ [F] _ _ I am [A] invincible.
_ [F] I _ _ [A] am invincible.
[E] _ _ [F] _ I [A] am invincible _ [G] as long _ as I'm [A] alive. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ I [Am] wanna run up in [G] the [E] halls of my high school.
I wanna [Am] scream at the [E] top of my lungs.
I just [F#] found [Em] out there's [Am] no such thing as [E] the real world, just [F#] a ladder [G] you've got to rise [E] above.
_ I just [Am] can't wait till that [E] 10 year reunion.
I'm [Em] gonna bust down the double [E] doors.
And when [G] I stand on these tables [E] before you, [Am] you'll know what I'm a [E] cyborg for. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Welcome to the real world, [A] she said to me, _ _ condescendingly. _
Take a seat, _ take [E] your life, _ blot it out in [Em] black and white.
[E] _ _ _ Well, I never [A] lived the dream of a prime case, and the drama queens I'd like to think the
best of me.
I've still had [F#] it up my _ [E] _ [A] sleeve, and [F#m] I'll [A] soon tell you, stay _ _ _ [E] inside the _ lines. _ _ _ _ _
[F#] Well, _ _ something's better [E] _ _ on the other _ side.
_ _ _ _ [D] I wanna [Am] run up in the halls [E] of my high school.
I [Am] wanna scream [G] at the top of [E] my lungs.
I just [Am] found out there's no such thing [E] as the real world, [Am] just a ladder you've got to [E] rise above. _ _
_ _ _ So the good boys and girls [A] take a so-called right track, faded white hats, grabbin' [C#m] credits,
and maybe cash funds. _
[Em] They're getting all of those other can't-find [E] answers.
And all of my parents, they're [A] getting older.
I wonder if they've wished for anything better.
[C#m] Wild in their memories, [F#] tight, dry _ _ _ turntabes.
[A] And I want to tell you, stay _ _ _ inside the [E] lines. _ _ _ _ _
[F#] Well, _ _ something's _ better [A] _ on [E] the other _ side.
_ _ _ [F#m] _ I wanna run up [Em] in the halls [E] of my high school.
I [G] wanna scream at the [E] top of my lungs.
I just [Am] found out there's no such thing [E] as the real world, just [G] a ladder you've got to [E] rise above.
_ [Em] _
[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ [E] _ [F] _ _ I am [A] invincible.
_ [F] I _ _ [A] am invincible.
[E] _ _ [F] _ I [A] am invincible _ [G] as long _ as I'm [A] alive. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ I [Am] wanna run up in [G] the [E] halls of my high school.
I wanna [Am] scream at the [E] top of my lungs.
I just [F#] found [Em] out there's [Am] no such thing as [E] the real world, just [F#] a ladder [G] you've got to rise [E] above.
_ I just [Am] can't wait till that [E] 10 year reunion.
I'm [Em] gonna bust down the double [E] doors.
And when [G] I stand on these tables [E] before you, [Am] you'll know what I'm a [E] cyborg for. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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