Chords for John Mayer - Man on the Side 8/20/08

_ _ This girl [E] would eventually re-dig out her date about 10 minutes before the date.
_ [B] And I made the mistake of getting so _ caught [B] up in it that _ I did that thing [E] that you do, it's really fun but it's a little weird.
I laid out all my [D] clothes.
That's [B] the way I might look standing looking at [G#m] myself on the ground.
[G#] So I took the [N] shirt. _
_ _ _ _ _ _
And I [D] stepped on it and I took a pic.
[G] _
_ _ _ _ [G#m] And then I took the shoes and I had to tuck the shoes in my pants and try to keep them pointed up.
You know what I mean?
_ But you can't, so instead the [G#m] shoes just go like this.
[C#] _
So you guys do it like I do.
[A] _ _ _ [A#m] _
_ [C#m] And I go, I don't fuck it.
[E] _
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _
I'm back in the [B] great [F#m] environment.
_ _ Excuse me, [E] Mrs.
Miss _ [B] Violet.
_ [F#m] _
_ Could you please throw [E] me in the well [B] again?
_ _ [F#m] _
_ And we both know [F#] that the worst [C#m] part about it is I will be free when you [F#] want me.
_ If [E] you want me.
_ _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ _ [E]
I'm living [F#m] _ on [A] the side.
[B] _ _ _ [E] _
Hoping [F#m] you'll wake up your wife.
[B] Yeah.
_ [E] _
_ [F#m] I'm a woman.
[G#m] A woman's survival [A] is right.
You are faster than [E] on the side. _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ On [E] the side.
_ _ _ _ [C]
I fell in love [E] with a dream that I built on you.
Can't get enough of the [B]
candle.
[E] _ _ _ [C] I'm taking my own [D] advice and I'll give it up tonight.
_ [E]
Good luck to you in [G] the game.
_ [E] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C#m] _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ _ [C#] _
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ _ [F#m] _
Love is yours.
_ [C#m] _
It's [B] not a _ [F#m] _
_ _ _ _ _ [C#m] _
_ [B] game.
_ _ [F#m] _
_ _ Survival _ is my _ [C] life.
[C#m] I will be free when [F#] _
_ _ _ you [B] want me.
_ [E] _ If you want me.
If you want [B] me.
_ _ _ [E] _
I'm _ [F#m] living on the side.
_ [B] _ _ _ [E] _
Hoping [F#m] _ you'll wake up _ your [B] _ _ [E] wife.
A woman's [F#m] _ _ _ [G#m]
survival is [A] right.
_ _ [D]
You are faster [Em] than on [A] _
_ _ _ the side.
You are faster [A] than on the [C] _ side.
Ah, [Bm]
ah, [E] ah, ah. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _