Chords for John Grant - Silver Platter Club

_ I wish that I could get up in the [Fm] early morning time
[F] Things would fall out of the sky [Gb] into my lap _
[Gbm] I wish I had the brain of [Db] a Tyrannosaurus Rex
So [Eb] that I wouldn't have to deal with [Ab] all this crap
I _ [Db] wish that I'd been born with skin that [Fm] turned to golden brown
[Db] While at the beach relaxing in the [Gb] summertime
I _
_ [Gbm] wish that I was good at [Db] football, baseball, and lacrosse
[Eb] Darts and basketball and poker, [Ab] golf, and chess _
_ [Bb] I'm sorry that they [Eb] didn't hand it to me
[Ab] On a silver platter like they [Db] did to you
I'm [Bbm] _ sorry that I [Eb] wasn't able to become
[Ab] The man you think I should [Db] aspire to _
_ [Bbm] _ _ [Db] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _
_ [Ab] _ _ _ [Db] I wish I had the genes of [Fm] Eduardo Verastegui
But [Db] I was effortlessly masculine [Gb] as well
_ [Gbm] I wish that confidence was [Db] all you could see in my eyes
[Eb] Like those interviews in locker [Ab] rooms with talented sports guys
[Db] I wish I had no self [Fm]-awareness like the guys I know
[Db] Who vote right through their lives without [Gb] a thought
_ [Gbm] That I didn't give a shit [Db] what anybody thought of me
But [Eb] I was so relaxed you'd think that I [Ab] was bored
_ _ [Bbm] I'm sorry that they [Eb] didn't hand it to me
[Ab] On a silver platter like they [Db] did to you
_ _ [Bb] I'm sorry that I [Eb] wasn't able to become
[Ab] The man you think I should [Db] aspire [Ab] to
I'm [Bbm] _ _ _
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
_ [Db] _ _ _ _ [Bbm] _ _ [Bb] _
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Fm] _
_ [Db] _ _ _ _ [F] _ [Bb] sorry that they [Eb] didn't hand it to me
[Ab] On a silver platter like they did [Db] to you
_ _ [Bb] I'm sorry that I [Eb] wasn't able to become
[Ab] The man you think I should [Db] aspire to
_ _ _ [Bb] I'm sorry that they [Eb] didn't hand it to me
[Ab] On a silver platter like they did [Db] to you
_ _ _ [Bb] I'm sorry that I [Eb] wasn't able to become
[Ab] The man you think I should [Db] aspire to
_ _ _ [Bb] I'm sorry that they [Eb] didn't hand it to me
[Ab] On a silver platter like they did [Db] to you
_ _ _ [Bb] I'm sorry that I [Eb] wasn't able to become
[Ab] The man you think I should [Db] aspire to
_ _ _ [Bb] I'm sorry that they [Eb] didn't hand it to me
On [Ab] a silver platter like they did to you
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