Chords for John Eddie - Forty -11/29/09

_ _ Well I guess I'm fucking 40, I can't see that I'm thrilled.
I never [C] dated with no one around, _ and I [G] probably never will.
_ _ Guess I'm fucking 40, _ _ I'm better off as some.
I might be fucking 40, [D] but you're fucking [G] 41. _ _
_ _ _ _ Guess I'm fucking 40, I'm getting older.
Man, it sucks, I'm not a wait till [C] see.
New moon, I [A] miss it, I want to [A#] see it, that'll [A] be [G] for fun.
_ _ Guess I'm fucking 40, _ _ I'm better than you.
I might be fucking 40, but you're [D] fucking _ 42.
_ _ Hustler Pop! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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[G] _ How y'all doing? _ _ _ _
_ This _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ song started out as a song about going home.
_ Now it's a song about my wild youth. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Guess I'm fucking 40, _ I'm a Petered Out Peter Pan.
Well sometimes I feel foolish, I make my living singing this band. _
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_ _ _ _ _ I'm not gonna lie to you, when I wrote this song, _ _ I did envision myself singing in a studio.
_ _ _ _ I envisioned myself singing in a full fledged mall.
With a roof, and a piercing vagola. _ _
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That's what I envisioned.
_ And maybe my life didn't turn out as I planned.
_ Maybe things came up short.
But one thing, when I wrote the line about the band, I envisioned a full scale mall crowd.
_ _ Singing out real loud and getting all crazy when I'm just in the band.
So I'm gonna sing the line again, and I'm gonna be able to pretend.
_ _ You're at a mall with a cinema.
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This is more than strip mall stuff. _ _ _
Y'all ready?
Yeah!
This is a Mall of America song.
_ It's a fucking rollercoaster in the middle of the mall song.
_ Is y'all ready?
Yeah! _
_ Well I guess I'm fucking 40, _ I'm a Petered Out Peter Pan. _
Well [C] sometimes I feel foolish.
I think my livin''s sated in [G] this band. _
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_ _ Yes I'm fucking 40, well that's what my mama said.
But Bruce _ Springsteen's fucking 60, _ [D] and the Stones are on motion.
Yeah! _
_ _ _ _ Yes I'm fucking 40, I can't sleep, and I'm thrilled.
I never [C] take it with no rider.
_ I feel it, [G] well, _ _ _ yes I'm fucking 40. _
_ But who am I kidding, _ _ _ I be fucking 40.
_ Yeah I'm 50, I'm not scared of the band.
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