Chords for JOHN AND JEN FROM SKILLET TALKING ABOUT THE WEIRDEST THINGS THEY HAD TO AUTOGRAPH
Tempo:
79.05 bpm
Chords used:
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G
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
I heard stanky in there.
I thought you were going to give me the stank thing.
I love [C] it.
[Bb] You know what happened last night?
My [B] daughter is on tour and she is the [A] biggest Britney Gold [Ab] fan ever.
Next to that [Db] nice girl in the Fairbanks show.
[C] So she's the number two fan.
And she comes out and watches [Db] Burt every night and she's freaking out.
I've never seen my daughter like this because [Em] she's been on tour since she was three months.
[Db] [Bb] And I'm like, her name is Alex.
And I'm like, Alex, you know how prone your [N] dad is.
JK.
She's touring [Gm] with Toby and casting.
[C] She's touring with everybody in the world and she has all these great friends.
And she's like, do you think Britney [Eb] Gold is on the show?
So she's watching and last [Bb] night Brit comes up to her and [C] gives her her jacket.
And [Db] my daughter is tearing up.
She comes to me and she's like, I have so [Eb] much to tell you.
[Db] Britney Gold is a very sweet person.
She's wonderful.
[C] It's like a real summer [G] festival.
I was running shorts and tic-tocs coming through the [C] line.
His [Cm] kid comes up and he goes, have you seen my leg?
[Ab] I'm like, [G] sure.
He goes, okay.
[Db] Click, click.
[A] Didn't see it coming.
I was totally fine with it.
[C] Wasn't expecting it.
So I signed it, which is totally cool.
[N] I was like, that's awesome.
And this is true.
[Bb] People might think I'm lying, but I'm not.
The Lord is my witness and my [B] wife was there.
[E] Two years later, go back to the festival again.
[G] Somebody was coming through and these people are coming through these lines so fast.
You get to look [Bb] and hi and sign.
[G] Somebody goes, what's the weirdest thing you've ever signed?
One time somebody had me sign a prosthetic leg.
And she goes, [C] well, the kid saw my arm and I looked up and she had a prosthetic [Bb] arm.
And she was [A] unwilling for me [N] to sign.
True story.
I [B] always feel really uncomfortable when [Db] men with bald heads come [F] through the line and they're like,
Shave my hand.
[B] I don't think I've ever touched a guy's head.
His [G] spot is all shiny and greasy.
So [C] your sharpie won't actually draw on it.
So it takes three times the amount of time [B] it normally [Eb] does to sign.
And I'm like,
But I don't want him [B] to know that I'm actually cursed out.
What's crazy is that I [D] probably think he has a shot.
[G] He [F] thinks he has a shot so he gives me a stinky [E] head of hair.
[Em] [C] [D] [Em]
I thought you were going to give me the stank thing.
I love [C] it.
[Bb] You know what happened last night?
My [B] daughter is on tour and she is the [A] biggest Britney Gold [Ab] fan ever.
Next to that [Db] nice girl in the Fairbanks show.
[C] So she's the number two fan.
And she comes out and watches [Db] Burt every night and she's freaking out.
I've never seen my daughter like this because [Em] she's been on tour since she was three months.
[Db] [Bb] And I'm like, her name is Alex.
And I'm like, Alex, you know how prone your [N] dad is.
JK.
She's touring [Gm] with Toby and casting.
[C] She's touring with everybody in the world and she has all these great friends.
And she's like, do you think Britney [Eb] Gold is on the show?
So she's watching and last [Bb] night Brit comes up to her and [C] gives her her jacket.
And [Db] my daughter is tearing up.
She comes to me and she's like, I have so [Eb] much to tell you.
[Db] Britney Gold is a very sweet person.
She's wonderful.
[C] It's like a real summer [G] festival.
I was running shorts and tic-tocs coming through the [C] line.
His [Cm] kid comes up and he goes, have you seen my leg?
[Ab] I'm like, [G] sure.
He goes, okay.
[Db] Click, click.
[A] Didn't see it coming.
I was totally fine with it.
[C] Wasn't expecting it.
So I signed it, which is totally cool.
[N] I was like, that's awesome.
And this is true.
[Bb] People might think I'm lying, but I'm not.
The Lord is my witness and my [B] wife was there.
[E] Two years later, go back to the festival again.
[G] Somebody was coming through and these people are coming through these lines so fast.
You get to look [Bb] and hi and sign.
[G] Somebody goes, what's the weirdest thing you've ever signed?
One time somebody had me sign a prosthetic leg.
And she goes, [C] well, the kid saw my arm and I looked up and she had a prosthetic [Bb] arm.
And she was [A] unwilling for me [N] to sign.
True story.
I [B] always feel really uncomfortable when [Db] men with bald heads come [F] through the line and they're like,
Shave my hand.
[B] I don't think I've ever touched a guy's head.
His [G] spot is all shiny and greasy.
So [C] your sharpie won't actually draw on it.
So it takes three times the amount of time [B] it normally [Eb] does to sign.
And I'm like,
But I don't want him [B] to know that I'm actually cursed out.
What's crazy is that I [D] probably think he has a shot.
[G] He [F] thinks he has a shot so he gives me a stinky [E] head of hair.
[Em] [C] [D] [Em]
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_ I heard stanky in there.
I thought you were going to give me the stank thing.
_ I love [C] it.
_ _ [Bb] You know what happened last night?
My [B] daughter is on tour and she is the [A] biggest Britney Gold [Ab] fan ever.
Next to that [Db] nice girl in the Fairbanks show.
[C] So she's the number two fan.
And she comes out and watches [Db] Burt every night and she's freaking out.
I've never seen my daughter like this because [Em] she's been on tour since she was three months.
[Db] _ [Bb] And I'm like, her name is Alex.
And I'm like, Alex, you know how prone your [N] dad is.
_ _ JK.
She's touring [Gm] with Toby and casting.
[C] She's touring with everybody in the world and she has all these great friends.
And she's like, do you think Britney [Eb] Gold is on the show?
So she's watching and last [Bb] night Brit comes up to her and [C] gives her her jacket.
And [Db] my daughter is tearing up.
She comes to me and she's like, I have so [Eb] much to tell you.
[Db] Britney Gold is a very sweet person.
She's wonderful.
[C] It's like a real summer [G] festival.
I was running shorts and tic-tocs coming through the [C] line.
His [Cm] kid comes up and he goes, have you seen my leg?
[Ab] I'm like, [G] sure.
He goes, okay.
[Db] Click, click.
_ _ [A] Didn't see it coming.
I was totally fine with it.
[C] Wasn't expecting it.
So I signed it, which is totally cool.
[N] I was like, that's awesome.
And this is true.
[Bb] People might think I'm lying, but I'm not.
The Lord is my witness and my [B] wife was there.
[E] Two years later, go back to the festival again.
[G] Somebody was coming through and these people are coming through these lines so fast.
You get to look [Bb] and hi and sign.
[G] Somebody goes, what's the weirdest thing you've ever signed?
One time somebody had me sign a prosthetic leg.
And she goes, [C] well, the kid saw my arm and I looked up and she had a prosthetic [Bb] arm.
And she was [A] unwilling for me [N] to sign.
True story.
I [B] always feel really uncomfortable when [Db] men with bald heads come [F] through the line and they're like,
Shave my hand.
_ [B] I don't think I've ever touched a guy's head.
His [G] spot is all shiny and greasy.
So [C] your sharpie won't actually draw on it.
So it takes three times the amount of time [B] it normally [Eb] does to sign.
And I'm like,
_ _ But I don't want him [B] to know that I'm actually cursed out.
What's crazy is that I [D] probably think he has a shot.
[G] He [F] thinks he has a shot so he gives me a stinky [E] head of hair.
_ _ [Em] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [Em] _
I thought you were going to give me the stank thing.
_ I love [C] it.
_ _ [Bb] You know what happened last night?
My [B] daughter is on tour and she is the [A] biggest Britney Gold [Ab] fan ever.
Next to that [Db] nice girl in the Fairbanks show.
[C] So she's the number two fan.
And she comes out and watches [Db] Burt every night and she's freaking out.
I've never seen my daughter like this because [Em] she's been on tour since she was three months.
[Db] _ [Bb] And I'm like, her name is Alex.
And I'm like, Alex, you know how prone your [N] dad is.
_ _ JK.
She's touring [Gm] with Toby and casting.
[C] She's touring with everybody in the world and she has all these great friends.
And she's like, do you think Britney [Eb] Gold is on the show?
So she's watching and last [Bb] night Brit comes up to her and [C] gives her her jacket.
And [Db] my daughter is tearing up.
She comes to me and she's like, I have so [Eb] much to tell you.
[Db] Britney Gold is a very sweet person.
She's wonderful.
[C] It's like a real summer [G] festival.
I was running shorts and tic-tocs coming through the [C] line.
His [Cm] kid comes up and he goes, have you seen my leg?
[Ab] I'm like, [G] sure.
He goes, okay.
[Db] Click, click.
_ _ [A] Didn't see it coming.
I was totally fine with it.
[C] Wasn't expecting it.
So I signed it, which is totally cool.
[N] I was like, that's awesome.
And this is true.
[Bb] People might think I'm lying, but I'm not.
The Lord is my witness and my [B] wife was there.
[E] Two years later, go back to the festival again.
[G] Somebody was coming through and these people are coming through these lines so fast.
You get to look [Bb] and hi and sign.
[G] Somebody goes, what's the weirdest thing you've ever signed?
One time somebody had me sign a prosthetic leg.
And she goes, [C] well, the kid saw my arm and I looked up and she had a prosthetic [Bb] arm.
And she was [A] unwilling for me [N] to sign.
True story.
I [B] always feel really uncomfortable when [Db] men with bald heads come [F] through the line and they're like,
Shave my hand.
_ [B] I don't think I've ever touched a guy's head.
His [G] spot is all shiny and greasy.
So [C] your sharpie won't actually draw on it.
So it takes three times the amount of time [B] it normally [Eb] does to sign.
And I'm like,
_ _ But I don't want him [B] to know that I'm actually cursed out.
What's crazy is that I [D] probably think he has a shot.
[G] He [F] thinks he has a shot so he gives me a stinky [E] head of hair.
_ _ [Em] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [Em] _