Chords for Joe Jackson - Sunday Papers

The next song is from our album Look Sharp.
It's also our current single.
And it's especially for everyone, especially
Darren in [E] Portsmouth, who woke up [Am] on Sunday,
[G#m] fell out of bed, staggered down the stairs,
and was [C#m] confronted by this.
_ [D] _ _ [C#m] _ What does it all mean?
_ _ _ _ [E] I guess [F#m] it blends well with [C#m] the flavor of bacon and this.
This is called Sunday Papers. _ _ _
[E] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ Mother doesn't go out anymore. _
_ Just sits at home and rolls her spastic eyes.
But every weekend through the door, _
_ come what's wisdom from the world outside.
[C#m] If you want to know about the bishop and the actress, _ _
[G#m] if you want to know how to be a [C#m] star, _ _
[G#m] [C#m] if you want to know about the stains on the mattress,
if you want to know about the trash, _
[Em] you can read it in the Sunday Papers. _ _ _
[C#m] Read it in the [B] Sunday Papers.
_ _ [A] _ _
_ Mother's [B] wheelchair stays out in the [A] hall. _
_ [B] Why should she go [C#m] out when the TV's on?
_ _ [B] Whatever [E] moves beyond these walls, _
_ [E] she'll know the facts when Sunday comes [C#m] along.
If you want to know about the Mad Pump Ruckers, _ _
[G#m] [C#] if you want to know how to play guitar,
[C#m] _ _ _
[G#m] if [C#m] you want to know about any other suckers, _
[C#m] you can read it in the [B] Sunday Papers.
_ _ [A] _
Read it in the [B] Sunday Papers.
_ [E] _ _ _
_ Sunday Papers.
Don't ask no questions.
Sunday Papers.
Don't get no lies.
Sunday Papers.
Don't raise objections.
Sunday Papers.
Ain't got [Bm] no eyes. _ _ _ _ _ _
[C#m] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _ _ _ [C#m] _
Brother's [B] heading that way now, I guess.
[A] _ _
[E] He just read something and made his face turn blue. _
While I got nothing against the press,
[A] _ _
[E] they [Bm] wouldn't print it [E] if it wasn't true.
[C#m] If you want to know about a gay politician, oh, yeah.
If you want to know how to drive a car, _ _
if you want to know about the loose end position,
_ you can read it in the [B] Sunday Papers.
_ _ [A] _ Read [E] it in the Sunday Papers.
[A] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
[E] Sunday Papers.
Don't ask no questions.
Sunday Papers.
Don't get no lies.
Sunday Papers.
Don't raise objections.
Sunday Papers.
Ain't got no [B] eyes.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. _
[C#m] _ [B] _ _ [E] I'm sorry. _
I'm sorry.
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ [A] _ _
[B] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
Sunday Papers.
Don't ask no questions.
Sunday Papers.
Don't get no lies.
Sunday Papers.
Don't raise objections.
Sunday Papers.
Ain't got no [Bm] eyes.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
[B] _ _ [E] _ _ _ [C#m] _ _ _
[B] _ _ [E] _ _ _ [E] _ _ [B]
Sunday Papers.
_ [E] _ _ Read all about it.
[B] Sunday Papers.
_ [E] _ Read [D#] all about it.
[C#m] Sunday Papers.
Read _ all about it.
Sunday Papers.
[E] _ _ [A] Read all about it.
Sunday Papers.
[E] _ _ Read [A] all about it.
Sunday Papers.
[E] Read _ [A] _ all about [E] it.
Sunday Papers.
[A] _
Sunday [D] _ _ [A] _ _ Papers. Sunday Papers. Sunday Papers.
Read all about [E] it.
Read _ _ _ [D] _ _