Chords for Jim Stafford Don't Pet The Dog

You know there's different kinds of love in the world the love of a man for a woman
The love of a brother for a brother and the love of a cat for a bird
This song is about a special kind of [B] love that has touched us [A] all
_ [D] Say your girl ask you over to meet mama and papa
She tells them that she [A] thinks nice
_ You'd better listen of what I'm gonna tell you and follow this friendly [D]
advice
_ Don't [A] pet [D] the dog
Don't pet him whatever [A] you do
_ He ain't been fixed _
He knows some tricks
That sure make a fool [D] out of you
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[A] Don't pet [D] the dog
He gets it confused [G] with romance
[A] Leave him alone or the next thing you know
He'll be taking your leg [D] to the dance _ _
_ You ought to see the video on this sucker
_ You know I wonder what it is about people and dogs
Everybody loves dogs and they're all proud of dogs and yet for some reason a dog has it in them to confuse a
Human leg with another dog and then not really give a damn
You never see him jump back like they made a mistake
A dog commits
They just Velcro themselves to your leg and flip on their little blender and they're off and running
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if you try to kick them off they get excited.
_ What mystifies me the most about that whole deal
When you're alone with a dog you can't get one of them to do that
_ [G] _ Don't have sing-along written all over
[Bm] Would you join me and sing this song if you don't know the words don't worry about it
I'm gonna tell you the words as we go along.
Let's [A] try it.
Oh [D] No
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[D] Don't pet the dog
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