Chords for Jilted John's Second TOTP Appearance
Tempo:
100.35 bpm
Chords used:
C
F
A
D
G
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
But what I consider to be one of the best single releases of the year, [C] Blondie, and that's Picture This.
From one of the best singles of the year to [G] one of the most bizarre of the [C] decade, gotta be Jilton John.
[F]
I've been [C] going out with [F] a girl, her [C] name is Julie.
[F] But [C] last night she said to [F] me, when we were [C] watching, what she said.
[F] She said, listen [C] John, I love [F] you, but there's this [C] bloke I fancy, [F]
I [C] don't want to two-time [F] you, so it's [C] the end for you and me.
[F] Who's [C] this bloke, I asked [F] her, [C] Gordon, she [F] replied, not that [C] puff I said this [F] may.
Yes, [C] but he's no puff, she cried.
He's more of a man than you'll ever [A] be.
[F#m] [A] Here we [D] go, two, [C] three, four.
[F] I was [C] so upset that I [F] cried all the way [C] to the chip [F] shop.
When I [C] came out there was [F] Gordon standing [C] at the bar stall.
And guess who was with him?
Yeah, Julie.
And they were both laughing at me.
[F] Oh, she is [C] cruel and [F] heartless to pack [C] me for [F] Gordon.
Just cos [C] he's better looking than [F] me.
Just cos he's [C] cool and trendy.
But I know [C] he's a [F] moron.
Gordon [C] is a [F] moron.
Gordon [C] is a [F] moron.
Gordon [C] is a moron.
[A] [D] [A]
[D] Here we go, two, [C] three, four.
Oh, she's a slag and he's a creep.
She's a tart, he's very cheap.
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough.
She is a bitch, he is a puff.
Yeah, yeah, it's not fair.
Yeah, yeah, it's not fair.
I'm so upset.
I'm so upset.
I'm so upset.
Yeah, yeah.
I ought to smash his face in.
Yeah, but he's bigger than me, isn't he?
I know.
I'm going to make Barry to it.
He'd flatten it.
Yeah, but Barry's a mate of Gordon's, isn't he?
Oh well, I don't care.
Oh, I don't care.
From one of the best singles of the year to [G] one of the most bizarre of the [C] decade, gotta be Jilton John.
[F]
I've been [C] going out with [F] a girl, her [C] name is Julie.
[F] But [C] last night she said to [F] me, when we were [C] watching, what she said.
[F] She said, listen [C] John, I love [F] you, but there's this [C] bloke I fancy, [F]
I [C] don't want to two-time [F] you, so it's [C] the end for you and me.
[F] Who's [C] this bloke, I asked [F] her, [C] Gordon, she [F] replied, not that [C] puff I said this [F] may.
Yes, [C] but he's no puff, she cried.
He's more of a man than you'll ever [A] be.
[F#m] [A] Here we [D] go, two, [C] three, four.
[F] I was [C] so upset that I [F] cried all the way [C] to the chip [F] shop.
When I [C] came out there was [F] Gordon standing [C] at the bar stall.
And guess who was with him?
Yeah, Julie.
And they were both laughing at me.
[F] Oh, she is [C] cruel and [F] heartless to pack [C] me for [F] Gordon.
Just cos [C] he's better looking than [F] me.
Just cos he's [C] cool and trendy.
But I know [C] he's a [F] moron.
Gordon [C] is a [F] moron.
Gordon [C] is a [F] moron.
Gordon [C] is a moron.
[A] [D] [A]
[D] Here we go, two, [C] three, four.
Oh, she's a slag and he's a creep.
She's a tart, he's very cheap.
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough.
She is a bitch, he is a puff.
Yeah, yeah, it's not fair.
Yeah, yeah, it's not fair.
I'm so upset.
I'm so upset.
I'm so upset.
Yeah, yeah.
I ought to smash his face in.
Yeah, but he's bigger than me, isn't he?
I know.
I'm going to make Barry to it.
He'd flatten it.
Yeah, but Barry's a mate of Gordon's, isn't he?
Oh well, I don't care.
Oh, I don't care.
Key:
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But what I consider to be one of the best single releases of the year, [C] Blondie, and that's Picture This.
From one of the best singles of the year to [G] one of the most bizarre of the [C] decade, gotta be Jilton John.
_ _ _ _ [F]
I've been [C] going out with [F] a girl, her [C] name is Julie.
[F] But [C] last night she said to [F] me, when we were [C] watching, _ _ _ what she said.
[F] She said, listen [C] John, I love [F] you, but there's this [C] bloke I fancy, [F]
I [C] don't want to two-time [F] you, so it's [C] the end for you and me. _ _ _ _
_ [F] Who's [C] this bloke, I asked [F] her, [C] Gordon, she [F] replied, not that [C] puff I said this [F] may.
Yes, [C] but he's no puff, she cried.
_ He's more of a man than you'll ever [A] be.
_ [F#m] _ _ [A] Here we [D] go, two, [C] three, four. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] I was [C] so upset that I [F] cried all the way [C] to the chip [F] shop.
When I [C] came out there was [F] Gordon standing [C] at the bar stall.
And guess who was with him?
Yeah, Julie.
And they were both laughing at me.
_ [F] Oh, she is [C] cruel and [F] heartless to pack [C] me for [F] Gordon.
Just cos [C] he's better looking than [F] me.
Just cos he's [C] cool and trendy.
_ _ But I know [C] he's a [F] moron.
Gordon [C] is a [F] moron.
Gordon [C] is a [F] moron.
Gordon [C] is a moron. _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _
[D] Here we go, two, [C] three, four. _ _
_ _ _ Oh, she's a slag and he's a creep.
She's a tart, he's very cheap.
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough.
She is a bitch, he is a puff.
Yeah, yeah, it's not fair.
Yeah, yeah, it's not fair. _
I'm so upset.
_ I'm so upset.
I'm so upset.
Yeah, yeah. _
I ought to smash his face in. _
Yeah, but he's bigger than me, isn't he?
_ I know.
I'm going to make Barry to it.
He'd flatten it.
_ Yeah, but Barry's a mate of Gordon's, isn't he?
_ Oh well, I don't care. _
_ Oh, I don't care. _ _
From one of the best singles of the year to [G] one of the most bizarre of the [C] decade, gotta be Jilton John.
_ _ _ _ [F]
I've been [C] going out with [F] a girl, her [C] name is Julie.
[F] But [C] last night she said to [F] me, when we were [C] watching, _ _ _ what she said.
[F] She said, listen [C] John, I love [F] you, but there's this [C] bloke I fancy, [F]
I [C] don't want to two-time [F] you, so it's [C] the end for you and me. _ _ _ _
_ [F] Who's [C] this bloke, I asked [F] her, [C] Gordon, she [F] replied, not that [C] puff I said this [F] may.
Yes, [C] but he's no puff, she cried.
_ He's more of a man than you'll ever [A] be.
_ [F#m] _ _ [A] Here we [D] go, two, [C] three, four. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] I was [C] so upset that I [F] cried all the way [C] to the chip [F] shop.
When I [C] came out there was [F] Gordon standing [C] at the bar stall.
And guess who was with him?
Yeah, Julie.
And they were both laughing at me.
_ [F] Oh, she is [C] cruel and [F] heartless to pack [C] me for [F] Gordon.
Just cos [C] he's better looking than [F] me.
Just cos he's [C] cool and trendy.
_ _ But I know [C] he's a [F] moron.
Gordon [C] is a [F] moron.
Gordon [C] is a [F] moron.
Gordon [C] is a moron. _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _
[D] Here we go, two, [C] three, four. _ _
_ _ _ Oh, she's a slag and he's a creep.
She's a tart, he's very cheap.
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough.
She is a bitch, he is a puff.
Yeah, yeah, it's not fair.
Yeah, yeah, it's not fair. _
I'm so upset.
_ I'm so upset.
I'm so upset.
Yeah, yeah. _
I ought to smash his face in. _
Yeah, but he's bigger than me, isn't he?
_ I know.
I'm going to make Barry to it.
He'd flatten it.
_ Yeah, but Barry's a mate of Gordon's, isn't he?
_ Oh well, I don't care. _
_ Oh, I don't care. _ _