Chords for Jill Sobule "Mexican Wrestler" (2001)

The New York Times recently praised our next guest for her music and wit.
Here to perform Mexican Wrestler from her album Pink Pearl, please welcome Jill Sobule. _ _ _ _ _
_ [F#] _ _ [G] Sometimes I [D] wish that [D] I was an [C] angel, [G] a fallen [D] angel, who visits [C] your dreams.
And in [D] those dreams, I'd blow [C] you a message [G] that says, [D] you [F] really want me.
_ _ [G] Sometimes [D] I wish [A#] that I [C] was a wrestler, [G] a [D] Mexican wrestler, [F] in a red [C] vinyl mask.
[G] And I [D] might grab you, [C] and body slam you, [G] and maybe cause [D] physical [F] harm. _
_ [Am] But when we would land, I might [D] take pity on you.
I can [Am] crack all your ribs, but I [D] can't break your heart.
[G] You will [Dm] never [Am] love me, _ [G] and this I [D] can't [Am] forgive. _
_ [G] That you will [D] never [Am] love me, _ [G] as long [D] as I live.
[Am] _ _
_ _ [G] Sometimes [D] I wish [F] that I was [C] a beauty, [G] a beautiful [D] girl, [F] who was still 21.
[G] And I'd [D] turn your head, [F] as well as [C] your buddies, [G] that I could afford to [D] play [F] hard to get.
And [Am] we'd go to parties, _ [D] and you'd show me off.
And I'd go home with someone else. _
_ [G] You will [D] never [Am] love me, _ [G] and this [D] I can't [Am] forgive. _
_ [G] And it will [A] always bug [Am] me, _ [G] as long [D] as I live.
[Am] _ _
_ _ [G] You [D] will never [Am] love me, _ [G] and why [D] should I [Am] care?
_ [D] It's not that you're so [Am] special, _ [D] you're just [Dm] the cross up.
[Am] _ _
[C] You will never love me.
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