Chords for Jerry Hannan at Bay Area House Concerts - Recycle

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I went into a house once and [N] it was a party.
It was one of those parties where everyone's smoking pot,
_ there's stolen bikes everywhere,
the washing machine's in the hallway,
draining into the backyard.
The landlord doesn't [E] know about that.
You know, model citizens. _
_ _ _ _ And I was about to leave, so I'm drinking this Coors Light,
and I look around, there was_
I didn't see anywhere to put it, so I just threw it in the garbage.
_ And I'm on my way out the door,
_ some girl starts yelling at me, and goes,
Dude, _ _ we recycle. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ And for months [Gm] I had this line going through [E] my head. _ _ _
Her name was Katie.
_ _ [F] Katie had really [Em] big hands.
_ _ We've been going out for quite some [E] time.
_ _ _ I gave to her a [B] really big [E] ring. _ _
And everything was gonna be just fine. _ _
_ [D] Until one day she [C#m] put on a party,
[D] and she emptied a [E] beer [C#m] into the chili,
[D] and she squandered the can [B] into the garbage.
It [A] was a perfectly good aluminum can,
from California Redemption,
written right on the top in [B] the garbage.
_ _ _ _ _ [E] I had to kill [B] her, cause she [A] didn't recycle.
[B] _
[E] I had to kill her, cause she [A] didn't recycle.
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I threw [E] her off [B] the back of my [A] motorcycle.
[B] I [E] had to kill her, [B] cause she [A] didn't recycle.
[B] _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ Alexis drove a Mercedes Benz.
_ _ _ She drove it to [B] impress her [E] friends.
_ _ _ Out of the trunk stuck her [B] artist's [E] diesel.
_ _ It grew black cause her [B] car was [E] a diesel.
_ _ [D] It was this really loud black [C#m] cloud diesel.
[D] Had no catalytic [C#m]
converter.
[D] No California [B] regulations.
It [A] was a vomiting sludge into the air.
No one can breathe.
We're all gonna die.
[B] Diesel. _ _ _ _
_ [E] I had to choke her cause her car [A] was a smoker.
_ [B] [E] I had to choke her [B] cause her car was a [A] smoker.
_ [B] I tightened up around her neck [A] till I broke her.
[B] I had to choke her cause her car was a [A]
smoker.
[B] _ _ _ _ _ [E] Well, Emily had a little _ maltese. _ _
Yeah, her family was Vietna- lese. _ _
They took the doggie to their favorite vet. _
_ You know, the doctor checked them [B] out and everything [E] was fine.
_ _ [D] Till one day we went [C#m] for a pizza.
[D] All I wanted [F#m] was an innocent pizza.
[D] And she orders the [Bm] meat lover's special.
[A] It was a bloody as hell.
Organs and brains.
Wilbur is dead.
Chewing on veins.
[B] _ Pizza. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I had to beat her cause she was a [A] meat eater.
[E] _ I had to beat her [B] cause she was a [A] meat eater.
_ [B] I [E] used my [B] Louisville slugger to [A] defeat her.
[B] I had [E] to beat her [B] cause she was a [A] meat eater.
[B] I [E] had to kill her [B] cause she didn't [A] recycle.
_ [B] [E] I had to choke her [B] cause her car was [A] a smoker.
[B] I had to beat her cause she was a [A] meat eater.
[B] I had to kill her cause she didn't [A]
recycle.
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_ [E] It's hard to get a date these _ days. _ _ _ _ _ _
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