Chords for Jason Boland - Rich, Young Dumb Nymphomaniac

_ Well, welcome everybody [C] to Woolies place
[D] You can pull up a [G] chair or you can pull up my face
We got everything [C] the only thing that we lack is a rich [G] young dumb
Nymphomaniac, I want a rich young dumb
[D] Nymphomaniac
Drive me [G] around in a Cadillac.
She's not down on her knees.
She will be flat on her back
Wanna rich [D] young dumb nymphomaniac
_ We'll give her great big [C] tits and a little bitty [D] ass
Fucking [G] machine that never runs out of gas a body like [C] nobody's never seen before
[D] Recently inherited a liquor [G] store.
I want a rich young dumb
[C]
Nymphomaniac
[D] Drive me [G] around in a Cadillac
She's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back.
[D] I want a rich young [G] dumb
[G] Nymphomaniac
Yes, she doesn't wanna marry and [C] she doesn't wanna fight
She doesn't [G] get you shit to pass me out all night.
I bring home another woman.
She just gives me a smile
Pulled off our clothes and then we fucking a pile.
I want a rich young dumb
Nymphomaniac
Drive me around in a Cadillac.
She's not down on her [C] knees.
She will be flat on her back
[G] Wanna rich young dumb
Nymphomaniac _ _ _ _ _
Make her a magic fingers [C] mama that can roll up my doobs her [D] best in the [G] West to cook in Chinese food
She doesn't like to shop, but she [C] doesn't wear clothes
She always compliments me on the size of [D] my hose
Wanna rich [G] young dumb
Nymphomaniac
Drive me around in a Cadillac.
She's not [C] down on her knees.
She will be flat on her back
[G] _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ We'll make her [G] three feet [G] tall [C] and stand about to hear
_ _ _ _ _
With a foot [G] on her head so I can rest my beer.
I wanna rich young [C] dumb
Nymphomaniac
[G] Drive me around in a Cadillac.
She's not down on her knees.
She will [C] be flat on her back
Wanna rich young dumb
Nymphomaniac _ _