Collerina Road Chords by James Mckay

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Well I went down to the Col [C]-A-Rena, _ _ [G] I saw a big pig I just had [D] to have. _
[G] The wife told me I should proceed [C] with caution, _ [G] but Oscar barked [D] and said I'd like to take
a bite [G] on that.
_ And I said, hey big boar, would you come over here?
Me and my dog want to chew on your [C] ear and pick you up, [G] put you in the back of my ute. _
We'll kill you so fast you'll just stay funny, take you to the chiller and make lots of [C] money,
then we'll come [D] back and kill all your [G] family. _ _ _
Oscar and I was running [C] through the Lignum, _ [G] we got to the pig, it looked like a [D] grizzly bear. _
[G] I guess it weighed about a [C] hundred and eighty. _ _
[G] Oscar ran [D] in but I tossed him up [G] in the [C] air.
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_ _ _ _ We were there for about [C] half an hour, _ _ [G] trying to catch that big [D] darn old pig.
_ [G] Then Linda turned up with about [C] seven pig dogs.
_ [G] Grabbed that [D] boar and put it in the [G] back of our rig.
_ We said, hey big boar, would you come over here?
Me and my dog want to chew on your ear [C] and pick you up, [D] put you in [G] the back of my ute.
_ _ We'll kill you so fast you'll just stay funny, take you to the chiller and make lots [C] of money,
then we'll come [D] back the very [G] next day with a great big gun and a butcher's knife.
Photographer, that's the wife, killed fifty pigs and get them seen in every hunting [D] magazine.
_ _ [C] To all you city people, if your dog is looking bored, [D] take him out west where the weed is
high and put him on a boar and just [G] say, hey big boar, would you come over here?
Me and my dog want to chew on your ear and pick you up, put you in the back of my ute.
_ _ We'll kill you so fast you'll just stay funny, take you to the chiller and make lots of money,
[C] then we'll come back [D] and kill all your [G] family.
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