Chords for Jackass Jackass
Tempo:
118.2 bpm
Chords used:
A
D
G
E
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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Welcome you little children [A] and I'll tell you the tale
Of a worthless little [D] jackass named Rosie Posey Ale
A little Rosie jackass [G] wore a wizard that he'd be
[E] He took his daddy's money [A] to the university
[D] He plays it well, breadass, [A] you can see it in his stride
And for a copper penny [D] he will let you take a ride
His hair is slick and greasy [G] and his jaw slack and wide
[E] His pizzles bound to fizzle [A] and the sight makes [D] ladies cry
Well, a mule has some style, [G] mule has some class
[A] Cause unlike young Rosie he's just [D] half an ass
A little Rosie jackass [A] when our masters did apply
He'd count it on a peanut in [D] his skull to be his guy
He stood before all nine of [G] them upon his pillar high
[E] And like a babe did piss [A] himself to none of their surprise
[D] He met a lovely lady [A] who studied quite a bit
And when she threw him on his [D] ass he nearly threw a fit
He wrote a note to daddy, [G] all of this to win
[E] She now works in stable [A] girls racking [D] up a mule
Has some style, [G] a mule has some [A] class
Cause unlike young Rosie he's just [D] half an ass
[A] [D]
[G]
[E] [A]
[D] This little jackass found [A] that the learnings hurt his brain
That what they tried to teach him [D] could drive an ass insane
And since he was too busy [G] chasing tail throughout the land
[E] He paid his servants two [A] pennies to take all his exams
When the masters saw he was a cheat, a liar [A] and a cass
They whipped him thrice across [D] the back and threw him on his ass
And since the ladies of [G] the town had rid him of his [E] aches
He's going home to daddy with his tail [D] between his legs
Oh, a mule has some style, [G] a mule has some [A] class
Cause unlike young Rosie he's just [D] half an ass
A mule has some style, [G] a mule has some class
[A] Cause unlike young Rosie he's just half an ass
Of a worthless little [D] jackass named Rosie Posey Ale
A little Rosie jackass [G] wore a wizard that he'd be
[E] He took his daddy's money [A] to the university
[D] He plays it well, breadass, [A] you can see it in his stride
And for a copper penny [D] he will let you take a ride
His hair is slick and greasy [G] and his jaw slack and wide
[E] His pizzles bound to fizzle [A] and the sight makes [D] ladies cry
Well, a mule has some style, [G] mule has some class
[A] Cause unlike young Rosie he's just [D] half an ass
A little Rosie jackass [A] when our masters did apply
He'd count it on a peanut in [D] his skull to be his guy
He stood before all nine of [G] them upon his pillar high
[E] And like a babe did piss [A] himself to none of their surprise
[D] He met a lovely lady [A] who studied quite a bit
And when she threw him on his [D] ass he nearly threw a fit
He wrote a note to daddy, [G] all of this to win
[E] She now works in stable [A] girls racking [D] up a mule
Has some style, [G] a mule has some [A] class
Cause unlike young Rosie he's just [D] half an ass
[A] [D]
[G]
[E] [A]
[D] This little jackass found [A] that the learnings hurt his brain
That what they tried to teach him [D] could drive an ass insane
And since he was too busy [G] chasing tail throughout the land
[E] He paid his servants two [A] pennies to take all his exams
When the masters saw he was a cheat, a liar [A] and a cass
They whipped him thrice across [D] the back and threw him on his ass
And since the ladies of [G] the town had rid him of his [E] aches
He's going home to daddy with his tail [D] between his legs
Oh, a mule has some style, [G] a mule has some [A] class
Cause unlike young Rosie he's just [D] half an ass
A mule has some style, [G] a mule has some class
[A] Cause unlike young Rosie he's just half an ass
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Welcome you little children [A] and I'll tell you the tale
Of a worthless little [D] jackass named Rosie Posey Ale
A little Rosie jackass [G] wore a wizard that he'd be
[E] He took his daddy's money [A] to the university
[D] He plays it well, breadass, [A] you can see it in his stride
And for a copper penny [D] he will let you take a ride
His hair is slick and greasy [G] and his jaw slack and wide
[E] His pizzles bound to fizzle [A] and the sight makes [D] ladies cry
Well, a mule has some style, [G] mule has some class
[A] Cause unlike young Rosie he's just [D] half an ass _
_ _ _ _ A little Rosie jackass [A] when our masters did apply
He'd count it on a peanut in [D] his skull to be his guy
He stood before all nine of [G] them upon his pillar high
[E] And like a babe did piss [A] himself to none of their surprise
[D] He met a lovely lady [A] who studied quite a bit
And when she threw him on his [D] ass he nearly threw a fit
He wrote a note to daddy, [G] all of this to win
[E] She now works in stable [A] girls racking [D] up a mule
Has some style, [G] a mule has some [A] class
Cause unlike young Rosie he's just [D] half an ass _ _ _ _ _
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_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ This little jackass found [A] that the learnings hurt his brain
That what they tried to teach him [D] could drive an ass insane
And since he was too busy [G] chasing tail throughout the land
[E] He paid his servants two [A] pennies to take all his exams
When the masters saw he was a cheat, a liar [A] and a cass
They whipped him thrice across [D] the back and threw him on his ass
And since the ladies of [G] the town had rid him of his [E] aches
He's going home to daddy with his tail [D] between his legs
Oh, a mule has some style, [G] a mule has some [A] class
Cause unlike young Rosie he's just [D] half an ass
A mule has some style, [G] a mule has some class
[A] Cause unlike young Rosie he's just half an ass _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Welcome you little children [A] and I'll tell you the tale
Of a worthless little [D] jackass named Rosie Posey Ale
A little Rosie jackass [G] wore a wizard that he'd be
[E] He took his daddy's money [A] to the university
[D] He plays it well, breadass, [A] you can see it in his stride
And for a copper penny [D] he will let you take a ride
His hair is slick and greasy [G] and his jaw slack and wide
[E] His pizzles bound to fizzle [A] and the sight makes [D] ladies cry
Well, a mule has some style, [G] mule has some class
[A] Cause unlike young Rosie he's just [D] half an ass _
_ _ _ _ A little Rosie jackass [A] when our masters did apply
He'd count it on a peanut in [D] his skull to be his guy
He stood before all nine of [G] them upon his pillar high
[E] And like a babe did piss [A] himself to none of their surprise
[D] He met a lovely lady [A] who studied quite a bit
And when she threw him on his [D] ass he nearly threw a fit
He wrote a note to daddy, [G] all of this to win
[E] She now works in stable [A] girls racking [D] up a mule
Has some style, [G] a mule has some [A] class
Cause unlike young Rosie he's just [D] half an ass _ _ _ _ _
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_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ This little jackass found [A] that the learnings hurt his brain
That what they tried to teach him [D] could drive an ass insane
And since he was too busy [G] chasing tail throughout the land
[E] He paid his servants two [A] pennies to take all his exams
When the masters saw he was a cheat, a liar [A] and a cass
They whipped him thrice across [D] the back and threw him on his ass
And since the ladies of [G] the town had rid him of his [E] aches
He's going home to daddy with his tail [D] between his legs
Oh, a mule has some style, [G] a mule has some [A] class
Cause unlike young Rosie he's just [D] half an ass
A mule has some style, [G] a mule has some class
[A] Cause unlike young Rosie he's just half an ass _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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