Chords for Jack Black & The School of Rock (2003)

Oh great.
_ _ _ Please give a huge, huge Osborne welcome to Jack Black and the Kids. _ _ _
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Baby [D] _ we was making [C] straight A's, _ [G] _ but we was [C] stuck in a dumb _ [D] day.
Don't take [C] much to memorize your [G] life.
I feel like [C] I've been hypnotized.
[D] But then that magic [C] man, he comes along.
_ [G] _ He comes on my head all right.
He [D] said, recession, recession, [G] do what you make [C] fine.
[G] And now baby, oh I'm alive.
Oh yeah!
I am alive. _
_ [D] And if you want to be [E] the teacher there,
_ [G#] [G] well baby you just [D] better forget it.
_ _ Rock out the [E] reserve, rock out [C#] the [G] ride.
You better get me to school on time.
Oh yeah! _ _ _ _
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_ [G] _ Oh _ [C] _ _ _
_ [D] _ I'm a goner, [C] I don't know.
_ [G] _ I'm afraid, I don't [D] know.
_ Reach my hand [C] before I can see my mind.
[G] _ I've been riding [C] my tongue too many times.
[D] But then that magic man [C] said to obey.
[G] Do what magic man do, not what magic man say.
[D] Say what?
Now can I [G] please have the attention of the class?
_ Today's assignment. _
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_ [D] And if you want to be the [E] teacher there,
_ [Fm] _ [G] well baby you just better [D] forget it.
_ _ Rock out the [E] reserve, rock out the [F#] ride.
[G] You better get me to school on time.
Oh yeah! _ _ _ _
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_ [D] Oh yeah! _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ This _ _ _ _ _ [C] is my final exam.
[G] Now y'all know [C] who I am.
I [D] _ might not be [C] that perfect son, _ [G] _ but y'all be [Cm] rocking when I'm done taking your [D] joints.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ I want everybody to introduce themselves and let everyone know where you're from,
because you're all from different cities all over America.
Alright, go ahead.
I'm Kevin Clark and I'm from Chicago.
I'm Joey Gatiss and I'm from Detroit, Michigan.
I'm Mary Hesaya and I'm from Long Island.
I'm Kaitlyn Hale and I'm from Mansonia, Connecticut.
_ _ _ _ I'm Alicia Allen and I'm from New York.
_ _ [G] _ _ I'm Rebecca Brown and I'm from Chicago.
Let's not forget Robert. _
I'm Robert Tai and I'm from New Jersey. _ _ _
[N] _ _ _ _ I'm _ _ _ _ _ _ from California. _
I'm Jack Black and I'm from Hermosa Beach, California. _
_ _ I _ _ _ _ _ _ _ want to know, who was actually into rock music before this started?
Me and Joey.
I mean, I've been listening to Zeppelin and Puss in Boots.
Ozzy, of course, since I was like three years old.
Alright! _ _
_ My kind of kids, alright!
No, come on, what music were you into girls?
Um, I'm into R&B and hip-hop.
I'm into all kinds.
[E] Yes, come on.
Hip-hop, R&B, rap and everything.
Rebecca?
I was into that pop rockish stuff.
Yeah, you were.
I thought something was going to come out there.
Um, Jack?
Yeah?
Okay, seeing you on Saturday Night Live.
Yeah, I was on there.
Yeah, [B] can you, uh, could you just give us the Russian or the donkey kick?
You want me to give you the Russian and a donkey kick [C] without stretching?
Yes!
_ [Fm] _ _ [N] He can do it, he might.
If I pull something and go to the hospital, I expect you bedside, taking care of me.
We all will, we all will, right?
_ I'm going to try.
I just nearly fell, go on.
I'm going to try, ready?
Here we go.
Come on.
Where do I go, right here?
Wherever you feel comfortable.
The Russian requires a lot of space.
_ Excuse me, let me just make some space.
Rock, roll. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ No _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ donkey kicks, no donkey kicks.
No donkey kicks, okay.
Please.
Alright, this is the number one movie in America.
Now, let's make this the number one CD in America, okay?
_ _ This CD, you _ _ _ _ _ have to go out and get it because it's got to be number one.
And, come on Eric, let's see this.
We have ten School of Rock shirts that are signed by everyone in the School of Rock band
to win _ SharonOsbourne.com, okay?
Come and see me and you can get one.
And just, thank you all so much.
Thank you for having us. _ _
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