Ironic Chords by Alanis Morissette

[E] _ _ _ Ay [B]-yi-yi-yi-ya-ah [E]-ah-ah-yi-yi-yi
_ [B] _ _ _ [F#] An old man _ turned [G#m] ninety-eight
[F#] He won the lottery and died [G#m] the next day
[F#] It's a black _ fly in your [G#m] chardonnay
[F#] It's a death row pardon two minutes [G#m] too late
[F#] And isn't it [B] ironic?
_ _ [F#] _ _ [G#m] _
It's [F#] like writing _ [B] on [F#] your wedding [G#m] day
It's a [F#] free [B] ride _ _ [F#] when you've [G#m] already paid
It's [F#] good [B] advice _ [F#] that you're just [G#m] in day
[A] And who [E] would have thought [F#] it's bigger?
_ _ [C#m] _ [F#] _ Just to play it [B]
safe
_ [A#m] Wasn't afraid to [G#m] fly
He [F#] practiced _ [B] suitcase
[A#m] Used his kiss [G#m]
goodbye
[A#m] He waited his whole [B] damn life
[D#m] To take [G#m] that flight
[F#] And as the plane [B] crashed down
He thought, [F#] well, isn't this [B] nice?
And [F#] isn't it ironic?
[B] _ _ _ [F#] Don't you think?
[G#m] _
It's like [F#] writing [B] on _ _
[F#] _ _ [G#m] _ your [F#] _ [B] wedding _ _ _ [F#] _ _ [G#m] day
[F#] It's good [B] advice _ [F#] that you're just [G#m] in day
_ [A] And who [E] would have thought [F#] it's bigger?
_ _ _ _ [E] Life is a fun parade
Just to get [B] up on your wedding night
Everything's [E] okay and everything's gonna be [B] alright _ _
_ _ [G#m] Life is a fun parade
Just to [B] get up on your wedding night
Everything's gonna be alright
[G#m] Everything comes up in your [B] face _ _ _ _
[F#] _ _ [B] _ Traffic jam [D#m] when you're [G#m] already late
And [F#] no [B] smoking sign [F#] on your cigarette [G#m] break
[F#] It's like ten [B] thousand spoons when [D#m] all you need [G#m] is a knife
[F#] It's meeting the [B] man of my dreams
[F#] And then meeting his [G#m]
beautiful wife
_ _ [F#] And isn't it [B] ironic?
_ _ [F#] Don't you think?
[G#m] _ A little [F#] too [B] ironic
_ [F#] And yeah, I really [G#m] do think
It's like [F#] writing _ [B] _ _ _
[F#] _ _ [G#m] _ _ _ [F#] on [B] _
_ _ _ [F#] your wedding [G#m] day
It's good [F#] advice [B] _ _ _ [F#] that you're just [G#m] in day
[A] And who [E] would have thought [F#] it's bigger?
_ _ _ _ [G#m] _ _ _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ And yeah, [G#m] life is a funny way
[B] Just to get up on your wedding night
[E] Life is a funny, funny _
[B] way
_ Of [E] helping you out
_ Helping [G#m] you out _ _
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