Ironic (2015 Remaster) Chords

[E] _ _ _ _ [B] Hey, yeah, yeah, _ [E] _ _ yeah, yeah, yeah, _ yeah
[Bm] _ _ [F#] An old man _ turned [G#m] ninety-eight
[F#]
He won the lottery _ and died the [G#m] next day
[F#] It's a black fly in your _ [G#m] chardonnay
[F#] It's a death row pardon two minutes [G#m] too late
[F#] And isn't it ironic?
[B] _ _ _ [F#] _ _ [G#m] _
It's like [F#] weighing [B] on _ _ [F#] your wedding _ [G#m] day
It's a [F#] free ride [B] _
_ [F#] when you've [G#m] already paid
It's the good [F#] advice [B] _ _ [F#] that you're just [G#m] getting paid
[A] And who [E] would've thought it's [F#] figures?
_ _ _ He used to play it [B] safe, _ [A#m] was afraid [G#m] to fly
He packed [F#] his _ [B] suitcase and kissed [D#m] his kids [G#m] goodbye
He [A#m] waited his whole [B] damn life [F#] to take that [G#m] flight
[F#] And as the plane [B] crashed down he thought
[D#m] Well, this is [G#m] it, this night
And isn't [F#] it ironic?
[B] _ _ [F#] Don't you think?
[G#m]
It's like [F#] weighing
_ [B] It's _ _
[F#] _ _ [G#m] _ _ [F#] a free ride [B] _
_ _ [F#] _ _ [G#m] _ _ _ _
[F#] _ _ [B] _ _ [F#] when you've already [G#m] paid
_ _ [A] And who [E] would've _ [F#] figured?
_ _ _ _ [E] Life is a funny way of [B] speeding up
And _ everything's okay [G#m] and everything's gone right
[B] _ _ _ _
_ [E] And life is a funny way of [B] knowing
That _ everything's gone wrong
And everything's [G#m] up in the [B] air
_ _ Jim, [F#] _ _ [B] _ _ [D#m] when you're already [G#m] late
And [F#] no [B] smoking sign on [F#] your cigarette [G#m] break
[F#] It's like ten [B] thousand spoons when [D#m] all you need [G#m] is a knife
[F#] It's meeting the man of [B] my dreams
And [F#] then meeting his [G#m] beautiful wife
_ And [F#] isn't it ironic?
[B] _
_ [F#] Don't you think?
[G#m] _ A little [F#] too ironic
[B] _ And [F#] yeah, I really do [G#m] think
It's like [F#] weighing
_ [B] _ _ _ _
[F#] _ _ [G#m] It's a free [F#] ride [B] _
_ [F#] when you've [G#m] already paid
It's a good [F#] _ _ [B] _ advice, [F#] such a just [G#m] day to pay
[A] And who [E] would've thought?
It [F#] figures
_ _ _ [G#m] _ _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ And [G#m] yeah, life is a funny way of speeding [B] up on your love
And [G#m] life is a funny, funny [B] way
Of helping [E] you out _
Helping you out _ _ _
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